"-I'm happy to be your servant."

[xturncoatxiii]

first off, I have shit to address purely to iambickilometer: FUCK YOU. In the best possible way that is. Because I am addicted to fucking Patrick Wolf (omfg 'The Libertine') and it is all your fucking gay pimping fault. Secondly, in my phone, you have been renamed to 'Pratface' in honor of 'We're A Storm In Somebody Else's Teacup'. No, I am not done. Yet.

Comments

[shinigami_yumi]

Funny how I never got that impression. XD"

I don't think I've ever read anything non-Merlin/Arthur in this fandom, so I can't really help you with gen or het. *smiles* Sorry?

[iambickilometer]

We were worse back in our Holic days, because we had the Doumeki/Watanuki act down to an art. It was mostly an act for me, though, because while Kiin is most certainly an idiot, I have far too much personality and ego to be that expressionless all the time.

[xturncoatxiii]

I am not that much of an idiot.

[iambickilometer]

No, you really are.

[iambickilometer]

FUCKYESFUCKYESFUCKYESFUCKYESFUCKYES AD NAUSEUM.

Patrick Wolf is the best shit ever. I DON'T THINK I HAVE THAT SONG. Hit me up? 8D Also with this Witch Hunter Robin madness. IS IT EPIC?

Also, fuck yes, I have the best phone name ever now. AWESOME.

I WILL WRITE YOU SOME ARTHUR GEN TO CELEBRATE. Or I will try. Maybe if I try writing gen I'll end up accidentally writing ship or something.

merlin_icons is a good place to start. :D Also bbc_merlin_news does a daily roundup of everything its mods find.

We're gen dating! I steal your sammiches and make you watch Merlin and you pwn me at Soul Caliber except when I kick your ass with the fucking Questing Beast. 8D We're basically married without all the nasty complicated romantic shit. because those are totally the parameters of marriage.

WHY DO I HAVE NO 'FUCK YEAH' ICON.

[xturncoatxiii]

*pops a cap in you bitch*

ooh, icons.

also.

as you may be ditching me for the UK (not that I fucking blame you but) this may mean little, but if you do stay and get close to killing your family I definitely offer to let you crash when I get that apartment idk about rent though and I may have to run this properly by my parents but regardless come live with me and we will be like a real married couple only without all that bothersome romance shite and bickering without the make up sex but idt you or I want the make up sex so instead I'm sure it will be make up ass slaps and also I no longer believe in commas periods semicolons or any other forms of punctuation I like run-ons for some reason but not in actual writing and also you may have to live with me fapping over Bradley James but perhaps you will understand as it is Bradley James I hope this is okay.

...*takes a breath* Awright, I'm done. 8D

[iambickilometer]

HOSHIT NOT IN MY PERFECT ABS

:D

Well I have at least a year at Cabrillo, possibly more if York decides they want to play hard to get, so I may well take you up on that offer. I CAN CONQUER YOUR COUCH. FLAG AND EVERYTHING. 8D Ooh and we can bicker over using up Megavideo credits and who gets the last bag of Earl Grey and I will obviously always win because I will be buff again by then. WE CAN HAVE MAKE UP DANCE PARTIES. Or possibly make up Merlin watchings. And I will totally understand about Bradley James, because hello, Bradley James, not gonna deny he's the hottest piece of ass for miles around.

CRAZY RUN-ON WHORE

[xturncoatxiii]

YOU SHOULD BE GLAD IT WAS NOT YOUR PERFECT BREASTS FACE

CABREHAB FUCK YES ...it somehow looks less entertaing than it sounds D: do you plan to conquer it in the name of and actual country or your fine ass? Perhaps I will be a good Merlin and make you tea and then accidentally knock it over true Merlin-style fail or maybe I will secretly let you win arguments while putting up a front, pressing that you are, indeed, a pratface and you will come away satisfied and also guilty while I am selfless and awesome (and obviously not humble XD) and then in your guilt you will impose a MAKE UP DANCE PARTY (FUCK YEAH) upon me not that I will protest much at all and perhaps to solve some problems we will just buy a fucking megavideo account or something except then they will cheat us of our hard earned monies and Merlin which is seriously not on at all but also you know Merlin on DVD so fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck mm Bradley James om nom n--I will not be dist--mmm Bradley James.

AND ALSO WE WILL WATCH THE ROAD TO EL DORADO EVERY FUCKING DAY

[iambickilometer]

HEY GUESS WHAT

I'M SPAMMING YOUR JOURNAL

8D

[xturncoatxiii]

HEY HEY GUESS WHAT

DIALS BITCH

[iambickilometer]

SORRY WRONG NUMBER

YOU SHOULD TRY TO DIAL NIMUEH INSTEAD

[xturncoatxiii]

...diaf

The Libertine

Tristan

Witch Hunter Robin OST

Shell [Witch Hunter Robin Opening Theme]

Half Pain [Witch Hunter Robin Ending Theme]

Fag Hag

[smokexscribbles]

FUCK YEAH PATRICK WOLF, THE MAGIC POSITION YEAH

It's okay. People think I'm dating about half my friends, including the Russian chick who has a boyfriend.

[xturncoatxiii]

the word Russian just makes me go 'mmm'

*coherency fail*

[smokexscribbles]

You're a card for sure

[aopt]

FUCKYESFUCKYESFUCKYES ET CETERA

ALSO, FUCK YES

[sparkism]

Patrick Wolf's "Tristan" is like the sexiest thing ever oh god ♥

[iambickilometer]

No. Patrick Wolf is the sexiest thing ever. Trufax.

[sparkism]

Okay fine that too.

[xturncoatxiii]

I THINK WE ARE FORGETTING SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT HERE

AHEM