Title: Mackenzie ate them
Fandom: Wrestling
Characters/Pairings: Lita/Edge, John, Randy, Triple H
Word Count: 512
Rating: Pg-13
Warnings: None.
Summary: Her patience was running thin
Author Notes: 11/100 at
lita_fic100. Prompt #48 - Cookies. Prompt table can be found
hereDisclaimer: I don't own any of the characters used in this piece.
Mackenzie ate them
Her patience was running thin. If he came into the kitchen on more time, she was going to kill him. Now everything was quiet and that was making her more nervous then if she had heard all of his racket. When she had first started to bake she had agreed to let him sit at the table and watch. But after the first batch of cookies had been made one had mysteriously disappeared. Adam had then labeled Mackenzie as the cookie thief.
Lita hadn’t bought a word of it and sent the Canadian into the living room until she finished baking. Even with his ‘sentence’ the man was still trying to steal a cookie or too before they were finished. A total of five chocolate chip cookies already gone.
The doorbell rang, continuing after a few more moments.
“Adam would you answer the door?” She yelled, stirring the cookie batter. The doorbell continued to ring with added pounding. The redhead huffed, slamming the bowl on the table. “I swear I’m going to hurt him” she huffed, making her way to the door.
“What are you three doing here?” The redhead asked as she pointed her spatula at them, eyeing the three men in front of her.
John smiled, “We was just passin’ by.”
Lita’s brow rose in question, “and you couldn’t just pass on by to your house John?”
Randy smiled, “What don’t want us here Li?”
“Where‘s Blondie?” Hunter smiled, knowingly down at the redhead.
Before the redhead could reply, Randy stuck his head over her shoulder. “Mm I smell cookies.”
The other two men’s eyes lit up. “Cookies?”
Randy pushed pass the redhead and headed to the kitchen, Hunter and John not far off.
“Don’t touch the damn cookies!” Lita yelled after them, looking around the living room for any sign of a certain blonde.
“Ah man he took all the damn cookies.” John grumbled, walking out from the kitchen with his hand in his pockets.
Lita eyed him curiously before entering the kitchen, all eyes turning to her.
Hunter backed away, smirking at the blonde; “you are so in trouble.”
Adam smiled innocently, hiding his hands behind his back. “Hi baby.”
“Don’t hey baby me.” Her eyebrow twitched smacking Orton’s hand away from the cookie dough. The young man retracting his hand from the bowl. Lita glared at him and then turned her attention to the Canadian trying to inch away. “Adam where are the cookies?”
“Mackenzie ate them.” The blonde lied, glaring at Randy and Hunter. Damn them they were suppose to distract her while he stole some cookies.
“Mackenzie doesn’t eat cookies, Adam Joseph Copeland.”
He flinched and handed her one of the cookies he had behind him. Hazel eyes glared at the cookie and the spatula whipped out once more. Adam yelped, dropping the cookie and hastily ran to the other side of Randy to avoid the woman before he dashed into the other room.
“John grab him!” Lita yelled, chasing after him with her spatula.
Hunter shook his head. “Well that was entertaining.”
“Mmhmm.” Randy agreed, sticking a finger back into the cookie dough.
End