i set two alarm clocks for the morning. i set my cell phone and then set boyfriend's old school alarm clock for about 15 minutes later. i should also mention that i regularly set the alarm for an hour (or sometimes more!) early so i can have plenty of snooze button time without risking actually being late. i live in fear of being late. especially ( Read more... )

the kitten is in the sink, trying to find something to accompany his cat food. usually i would clap and yell and attempt to startle him and make him get out of there, because i don't like him eating old gross sink food and then walking all over the apartment with wet sink-paws, but i just do not have the energry.

this morning i woke up to our ( ( Read more... )

it truly delights me that i am a 23 year old "professional" adult lady person and yet, approximately 10 minutes ago, i was jumping around the kitchen screaming "I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!" when the child size plastic "bee movie" spoon became visible in my box of golden grahams ( Read more... )

  i spent thanksgiving with my mom, stepdad, step bro, and various and assorted step family. it was...nice, though awkward because i am not at all close with my stepfamily and they don't know me at all. i don't mind this fact, and i always think it's kind of sad when people make such an effort to get to know me when i know they don't really care ( Read more... )

 it is 6am. i did not sleep long enough to even mess up my hair. i should not even be on here right now. i should be choosing my thanksgiving outfit and getting ready to go. i have to catch a 7:25 ferry. i'm going in my pajamas. you would too ( Read more... )

--kittens are often a lot like toddlers. they get into things they shouldn't and sometimes you have to call poison control ( Read more... )

do  you ever have unexplainable feelings of impending doom?

--memorial services really do offer closure ( Read more... )

i lost a very good friend this week ( Read more... )

i know that people express emotions differently, blah blah blah, but i think you are probably a bad person if you don't cry at least a little bit at your wedding ( Read more... )