the best birthday package should be an empty box contained with smiles and the smell of cinnamon.

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what fun! i had such a good time last night at your party, sawee. much thanks for inviting me. your friends are a slew of cute and cuddly looking kids, who i wanted to hug all night!
and gio has the best taste ever.
seriously, such a great night. also, your mom is the bomb, sarah. THE BOMB. maltesers, marshmallows and m&ms at 1am? she was so

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[flyingman]

Awww man, i missed out on maltesers and marshmallows and m&ms!

Boo hiss.

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well, the maltesers were gone pretty quick.
and nobody wanted the fucking marshmallows i had to give!
they all wanted bri's maltesers.:[

[unfiltered_]

maltesers are t3h sex, that's why.
times are fun!♥

next weekend though i have a work supervisor's going away party. she is a bitch but i like her anyway so i guess i'll go. oh fun.

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going away parties suck, for the most part. sadd cuntz.
have fun. i'll be getting sloshed at the depot. ahah, come out afterwards!

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ahaha, i know. :[ but i love pool, anyway!

[kroopa_troopa]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE ! ! ! !

I KNOW YOU ! ! !

i know yooooooooooooooooou *strokes arm with finger*

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OMFG YOU'RE THAT GUY.

ew. a baby just popped out of my bellybutton.
*shoves it in your arms*.
i'm a deadbeat welfare mom.

[teh_vb]

Hello. I seem to know you. You are Cassway (pron. Cass-sway.

I am the loserhead who kept harrassing you. With chapstick.

Has enough time elapsed for me to post this comment while being both cool and not freaky?

I'll stop spamming your lj now. *flees*