A lot has changed since I've made any sort of meaningful update here. My health and appearance have become very, very important to me, and as a result, I've quit drinking altogether and I go to the gym every day, unless something gets in the way. I think about the future a lot, and a lot of times, I feel older than everyone around me...but I'm sure ( Read more... )

As far as I'm concerned, friendship is the most valuable asset an individual can acquire, and the most accurate measure of success at the end of a lifetime.

Hold on to your friends.

It's Alive!!

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I'm going to create a TV show that combines "The Munsters" and "Seinfeld". Naturally, it's going to be called "Frankensteinfeld".

Do This...or not. I think I'll live either way ( Read more... )

That's what Hell is. Repetition.

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Yesterday, my Mom told me that a close family friend of ours, who had taken care of me a lot when I was a kid, passed away last week. The last thing my Mom ever heard her say was, "I am not scared. I am surrounded by love."

I don't know if any of you guys watch Curb your Enthusiasm, but if you do, you might remember a recent episode in which Larry David makes friends with a sex offender who recently moved into the neighborhood...and if you don't watch it, you should, it might be the best show on television ( Read more... )

Now it's too cold, and he feels too old.