First World Problems

[xraytheenforcer]

It is cold. Too cold, in fact, to wear my nice new blue wool coat to dinner tonight. My options for tonight are to go out looking like

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[becala]

I vote for the muskrat as long as there's no chance of PETA throwing red paint on you.

[xraytheenforcer]

Very little chance of that. They seem to stalk celebrities only.

[_lady_narcissa_]

Muskrat! I have a silver fox number inherited from my grandma which I also never get to wear anywhere.

However, I will be wearing my Michelin tire coat over my ball gown tomorrow night. Its too cold here for anything else.

[xraytheenforcer]

The muskrat is as warm as the ZipCode coat -- it's also full-length. I wore it the other year when the high was 18F and I was sweating. hahaha.

[dionysus_petals]

MUSKRATTTTT.

[xraytheenforcer]

With this endorsement, I must vote Muskrat.

Are you around this weekend BTW?

[dionysus_petals]

I am indeed around this weekend - was going to ask if you wanted to acquire some sort of food and booze at some point!

[xraytheenforcer]

Friends are in town, but we will be in Bushwick on Saturday for festivities and Gotham City Lounge.

[regina_of_york]

You would be a Marvelous and Metal Muskrat! Muskrats are the new armadillos, after all. ;-)

(But if it's too cold for that, you would also be a sexy ambulatory sleeping bag, so wear whatever is most comfortable.)

[xraytheenforcer]

The muskrat is probably warmer than the ZipCode, to be honest. I just feel uncomfy wearing the muskrat to work.

[regina_of_york]

You should own it in a big, over the top way. Strut in and declare: "Lo and behold, the Editor of Science has arrived, motherfuckers! You may bow before me!"

Then swish the coat dramatically. :)

[blackheart666]

Its supposed to be back into the 50's by Wednesday.

Then everyone will get sick again.

[xraytheenforcer]

Exactly. Happy sunshine time? DESTROYED BY NOROVIRUS

[blackheart666]

They should just change December thru March to "Nurgle".