I got me a new Bass guitar, it is the fucking shit! I bought an Ibanez Soundgear Bass. Yeah whatever talk shit about Ibanes all you want but my bass is the shit. $300 for a tiny ass neck and active pickups, god damn burlson! I also got a bad ass hard case with it, stand, strap, strap locks, strings, and the works. Did i forget to mention Burl ( Read more... )

Hey Skelitor, what you doin tonites? I wants ta kick it you should should get ahold of me........ He Man. Yeah that's right bitchs, i tolds you to call me He Man.

Tonite i went to a bar with fellow co workers. Mind you these people have been asking me for about six months now to go with them. So the story goes, i haven't eaten anything since eleven o'clock, and i have drank six beers. The next thing i know i hear my one of my boss's voice. This is my worst fucking nightmare come true, i'm kinda buzzin', half ( Read more... )

OK, my helpful tip of the day is, never and i mean never leave a half drank beer can in your room. The reason? Well, because you might mistake it for the fresh beer that you are drinking, and may end up chuggin' on the old, flat one from three days ago! Fuckin' barf! Always refrigerate, drink, and dispose of the evidence ( Read more... )

Worked 10 days in a row..... me needs a break. Eatin' Top RawMen, gonna drink some beers, and i get two days off. What could be better? Well, i can think of about ten things, but i will settle with this for now. MMM MMM BEER

yup movin to florida on monday

so every one can fuck off

and if you don't want to fuck off, then just go fuck yourself

ohhh yah tell your mom a said hi

ohhh and one more thing President Bush can suck it, and all those other republican assholes!

Ohhh almost forgot......... tell you mom i said hi

dumbmotherfuckerswhocan'tspelltarantino... [May. 19th, 2004|05:14 pm ( Read more... )

So.... i aquired a new job. For many of you that know me i previously worked at KFC. Fuk that place. Anyways, i made a devout promise that i would NEVER fry chicken AGAIN. Well sure enough my new job has started training me today on the fryers, to do what? Guess...... fry god damn chicken! Ffffing bastards! You might be asking yourself, where ( Read more... )

MMMM.... I'm so bored! It's my days off and there isnt anything to do. What is everybody doing on this fine sunday evening? I want to get smashed! Does anyone want to kick it with my boring ass?