(Firefly/Psych) I Rather Think the Gun Helps for entwashian

[perdiccas]

Title: I Rather Think the Gun Helps
Author: xela_fic
Fandoms: Firefly/Psych
Characters Jayne, River, Mal, Saffron; cameos by Simon, Kaylee, Zoe and Inara; Carlton Lassiter with special guest appearances by Shawn and Gus
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 3,988
Spoilers: none
Warnings: The crack, it burns. Maligning of Dr. Who.
Disclaimer: Psych and Firefly belong

Comments

[perdiccas]

This is wonderful! Lassie being the most important Lassiter Time could find! Lassiter and Jayne bonding over guns! Cows in space and Lassie's resulting disgust! GUS! I really enjoyed this. :)

[xela_fic]

haha, yes, I love imagining his face as he saw heads and heads of cattle thundering on the ship. :D So glad you enjoyed it!!

[jaune_chat]

Oh my sweet lord, that was freaking hilarious! I probably watched maybe a half-season of Psych when it first came out, but it was enough (plus your own background) to make this fic insanely funny! River doing the timey-wimey thing! Lassiter vs. Lassiter! Lassiter's extreme outrage! The crew's extreme confusion! Much snark being done by all! Jayne, Lassiter, and guns! River being River! GLEE!!!!!

This was clever as well as funny, with even a touch of heart and hint of homesickness. Wonderful job!

[xela_fic]

hee! :D Yay funny giggles!! I had so much fun with everyone's snark because they all do it differently but they are so GLORIOUS.

Jayne+Lassiter+guns=Always win. TruFax. And River is just made of crazy awesome.

Thanks for letting me know you enjoyed it!

[havlockvetinari]

*dies* Wonderful! I love Lassie salivating over space-guns! I love his weird friendship with Jane! I love your River voice! And poor Badger! And the thought of Shawn keeping extensive tabs on Lassie and sulking when they're thrown off.

This can haz a sequel, yes?

[xela_fic]

You know Lassiter gets home and is all like WHY DID I LEAVE ALL THE GUNS BEHIIIIND? And his friendship with Jayne is something he'll take to his grave.

You know Shawn's all over the Lassie stalking. For many reasons ;)

I haven't thought about a sequel. Perhaps I should...

[entwashian]

Ahhhhhhh, this is so wonderful, I can't even SAY!

Mal giving 10 seconds! Lassie giving 5 seconds!

GUN SHOPPING & UNEXPECTED LASSIE & JAYNE BFFs!!!!!!!!

Team Simon-Zoe! Unrepentant, flirtatious Saffron!

You even found a way to work in Badger!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS STORY!!!!

MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[xela_fic]

The world totally needs more exclamation marks! :D

I'm so glad you liked it. I had ridiculous amounts of fun writing it and figuring out how Lassie would interact with each of them. And when he an Jayne became BFFs I was like, wow that makes a scary kind of sense.

And YOU'RE WELCOME! :)

[arysani]

I LOVE YOU.

There is no other way to express my feelings. Splendiferous.

And Shawn's bit at the end cracked me up.

[xela_fic]

Awwwwwwww. Is blushing now :D Merci!