our mariage

[xoldscratchx]

well tonight was the night Jake and I got married. Then we went to Acapulco for our honeymoon. We switched hotels and fucked. Then the condom broke and I got pregnant with twins but got an abortion. Then I supposedly cheated on him and lied to him so he wanted a divorce so we went to get one but the ditsy person broke the machine so we have to wait

Comments

[loser_behind]

Wow it sounds like you had a very crazy night there... So weird.
And, no, Eric's still in there. You must be on crack. Like Bizarre. 'Cause Kon Artis slipped him some crack. =)