the landed gentry

[xnolenx]

i paid a guy $30 to mow the jungle in my backyard yesterday. I guess I'm paying him $15 every two weeks to mow it from now on? When did I become white people?

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[xnolenx]

i thought that was all tribal and shit like mohawks and dreadlocks

[hnic]

I think that Mr. T is the only non white person that I have ever seen in a mohawk.

[got_any_what]

I'm pretty sure appropriating "tribal shit" is very white people. ;)

[hnic]

"I'm paying him $15 every two weeks to mow it from now on" -> "i'm getting fat."

Lets apply Demorgan's Law,

"i'm NOT getting fat." -> "I'm NOT paying him $15 every two weeks to mow it from now on"

[xnolenx]

i don't really want to pay him $15 every two weeks. but i think he's just going to keep coming back and doing it.

i don't have a problem with mowing it myself, i just don't have a lawn mower.

[xcrimethincx]

it was pretty hard to say no to this dude. he had a stick.

[got_any_what]

So you go get your own stick, and put some shit on the end of yours. His outdated shitless stick won't help him much then.