I'm glad you didn't get side-swiped. I'd have to come down there and beat up the stupid driver man, and then I'd get arrested for assault. Then my sister would have to fly down and bail me out, and I'd never hear the end of it, and we'd fight about it so much that she'd move out, and since I can't afford my house on my own, I'd be homeless and would have to sleep under my desk at work and then I'd get fired for inappropriate use of company property after getting caught using the weird shower thing in the kitchen utility closet (seriously - why is there a shower in the utility closet?) which would just be awkward and no one wants to hire a homeless person who takes showers in your kitchen, so I'd have to hitchhike back down to Texas where it is warm and live in your backyard.
Of course, most of this scenario could be avoided because I would proudly bail you out of jail since you would be my hero after beating up the stupid driver man. So you wouldn't need to bother your sister.
And, if it came down to it, I'd totally let you live in my backyard. In fact, I'd probably even let you in the house occasionally.
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It'd be a big old mess.
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Of course, most of this scenario could be avoided because I would proudly bail you out of jail since you would be my hero after beating up the stupid driver man. So you wouldn't need to bother your sister.
And, if it came down to it, I'd totally let you live in my backyard. In fact, I'd probably even let you in the house occasionally.
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