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Chapter Twenty-Nine, "Returning to The Place"

Sep 04, 2009 00:28

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Chapter 29, "Returning to The Place"

It had been a while since I'd even thought about The Place. I mean, all I really remembered about it was a vague promise of cake that never came to fruition. It's hard to forgive a place for never giving you cake. Even if it is The Place ( Read more... )

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a_respite September 4 2009, 16:05:35 UTC

I totally wasn't hungry before I read this chapter, and now I am. Of course, if I hadn't have read this chapter right before lunch, I wouldn't be hungry, and therefore wouldn't be in the obnoxious position of actually relating to our dear protagonist.

(and makeouts would have been lovely, too.)

TEAM CHRISTOPHER!!!!

insipidcalamity September 4 2009, 19:11:23 UTC

I don't really hate Christopher, I just love sleeping
"CHRISTOPHER" AND "LOVE" WERE USED IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
~CHRISTOPHER FANS REJOICE~

I was eating nachos while Frig talked about how hungry she was. I almost felt bad about eating them. Almost.

winter_cynics September 4 2009, 23:25:29 UTC

Not exactly a declaration of love, but it'll do until Frig realizes her TRUE feelings.

Maybe Christoper just needs to make her a bit more jealous with Jessica, and then Frig will spill her slightly bitchy heart to Christopher about their twue wuv.

insipidcalamity September 5 2009, 00:10:25 UTC

IT'S ALL WE HAVE AND WE'LL CLING TO IT UNTIL FRIG REALIZES HER LOVE FOR CHRISTOPHER COULD FILL A THOUSAND MOONS. Or something.

summer_breeze01 September 4 2009, 19:30:57 UTC

NO MAKEOUTS! DD:

Maybe the cube is a bomb made of some material that will magically get through Wemjox's force field. And also magically manage to only get rid of Wemjox and Lexington and not hurt anyone else...

insipidcalamity September 5 2009, 00:12:02 UTC

OR MAYBE IT'S A LOVE BOMB THAT WILL MAKE FRIG INSTA-LOVE CHRISTOPHER. OMG WARBLING CHUCK IS A CHRISTOPHER/FRIG SHIPPER.

winter_cynics September 5 2009, 02:16:36 UTC

A LOVE BOMB THAT IS JUST TICKING AWAY, WHILE XLORMP PLAYS MAN (ALIEN?) SLAVE TO EVIL SPAWN.

Who knows, maybe Wemjox is a good thing. Because then Frig will realize that Xlormp is OBVIOUSLY evil, and everything he touches (helps create?) is also evil.

And Christopher is not evil, and then the love will shine with the intensity of a thousand suns.

summer_breeze01 September 5 2009, 18:21:05 UTC

OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! EVERYONE IS A CHRISTOPHER/FRIG SHIPPER!! XD

cherriesarered September 4 2009, 21:00:30 UTC

Bwahahahaha! The cake is a lie! Why did I never catch this before?

...I hope that this was an intended joke, or else I shall feel very stupid.

aerielle September 5 2009, 15:25:14 UTC

I thought of "the cake is a lie" as soon as they mentioned it. XD

Also, I love your icon. Persepolis is awesome! ^^

winter_cynics September 4 2009, 23:28:44 UTC

" "What's at The Place?" I yawned. "

I also yawned. Yawning is contagious, you know.

" She pulled the car off into a ditch (don't ask me how she'd navigated the thing through the woods), unbuckled her seat belt, and shoved me to wake me up even though I wasn't asleep. "

Silly Frig, Christopher just wanted a reason to touch you. Duh!

(Why, yes, I am aware of how dirty that sounds. XD)

TEAM CHRISTOPHER!