There's this guy I know. And there's this girl he thinks he likes. But he doesn't know how to ask her to be his girlfriend. I mean, I already told him and everything, but he thinks he needs a second opinion. As if any opinion will be better than mine.
Oh yeah. It was obvious I'd be really awesome when I'm older. I mean, come on. It's me! Can I ever go wrong? N-nevermind being married to Coraline. I don't see how that can happen.