This was written for the "saints" prompt at
open_on_sunday http://community.livejournal.com/open_on_sunday/1805705.html Title: Getting Lucky
Timeline: ATS Season 1
“What is that?” Angel asked.
“It is a fame and fortune candle. I saw it on Telemundo, you know, the guy with the sparkly robe who does the horoscopes in Spanish. I think it is Saint Santana-Ana-Pico-De-Gallo or something.” Cordelia said as she lit the candle.
“I believe, Cordelia, that is the Virgin Mary.” Wesley replied.
“Virgin? She must be the patron saint of not getting laid.” She looked from the vampire who was cursed to be on the no-bone list and then to the dorky worst kisser in the world. “Perfect for this office.”