Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)

[xlivvielockex]

Title Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)
Author xlivvielockex
Rating PG maybe PG-13
Word Count 765
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel, Prince Mamuwalde, Tara Thornton, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Edward Cullen, Vlad Tepes Count Dracula, Damon Salvatore, Jessica Hamby
WARNING: PARODY! This is supposed to be funny. Characters exaggerated for comedic effect.

Comments

[beer_good_foamy]

Bwahahahaaa!

This is brilliant. (Even if far too close to RL - the most unrealistic thing about this isn't the existence of vampires, but of users who actually explain what their problem is.) I love Angel and the Count in particular. And Edward advising Dracula is just... sparkly.

And Spike totally would.

[xlivvielockex]

I KNOW RIGHT! Like I really wanted to write this but at the same time, I have worked and still work customer service. So it's like IT Crowd or something.

"What samples do you need?"
"I'm not sure."
"Well, are you looking to put in a driveway or a patio or an outdoor living space?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, well what color is your house? Your roof?"
"Uh...yellowish I think. Or maybe red. There is some purple in there"

Actual call I had yesterday.

My husband totally had the idea for the Count so I can't take credit. But there are going to be two more parts hopefully.

[damnskippytoo]

I'm afraid I'm pretty clueless about all of them besides Angel, but that last one definitely had me ROTFLMAO!! You are certainly in your element with this fic, Kel. :)

[xlivvielockex]

I actually am working on two more parts to this fic...and Angel is in both of them. Just wait. Poor Angel, I just can't resist being mean to him. Either angsting over Cordy or technology with him!

[samsom]

I swear I LOVE when his friends take the piss out of Angel. I love ALL these but the last one, and the Damon Salvatore one, were absolute perfection!

I was kind of wishing Drac baby would reach through the phone line and strangle Edward Cullen, tho. Maybe next time. :P

[xlivvielockex]

I think everyone likes it when his friends take the piss out of Angel. LOL But just wait...the second fic might have some Near Dark characters.

I was trying to decide what version of Dracula I wanted so I went with the whole obsessed with Mina thing so they could bond LOL

[samsom]

NOW I'm curious how you gonna fit the Near Dark vamps in this. Those MFs are effin' scary!

[xlivvielockex]

I was thinking in the same vein (teehee) as Damon maybe. Also have plans for some Lost Boy vampires.

Basically the next two are going to be the lesser known but still well loved by me and mine vampires.

[xlivvielockex]

I was worried about that one because capturing the way The Count from Sesame Street talks was actually the hardest part of this fic. I'm glad it made you laugh. I had a blast writing it.

[zanthinegirl]

Oh, that's awesome!!

[xlivvielockex]

Thank you so very much!