I am living, but at the moment, I am not alive.

[xlastlinesx]

It just so happens that every guy who hits on me these days is either creepy or Drunk. What happened? I guess my fat, Italian ass should appreciate any form of attention. At least the lines are original. "Your hair is Dynamite." Hell yeah it is. This is what I have to look forward to, and I can live with it.

Comments

[foggybottom]

We need to talk.

[kewpie_doll_56]

Hey you seem pretty cool and you like Elvis, Jerry Lee and Johnny and a lot of other cool things like I do! May I add you??

[xlastlinesx]

Why of course you may. And I shall add you.

[kewpie_doll_56]

Great!! Thank you!