How To Enjoy A Cat: A Suggestion

[xiombarg]

So, I know a certain number of my readers out there are not cat people like I am. And yet, you have friends that are cat people, and you find yourself in unwilling contact with a cat. Or two. Or six

Comments

[sjo]

This explains why my cats are insane. I do things like this to them.

[novapsyche]

No, this explains why xiombarg is insane. ;)

[sjo]

I think what you means is that it demonstrates his insanity. It doesn't really explain WHY he's insane. He just is. Which may well be why we lurves him so.

[novapsyche]

Yes, you are correct. Especially about the lurve. :)

[xiombarg]

I'm starting to think it's a common pet owner thing. :)

Me and my two anklebiters...

[djinnthespazz]

"I'm starting to think it's a common pet owner thing. :)"

Oh god, yes. I'll do whole dialogs between the three of us. Mark thinks I'm bonkers. Wheeee!

Re: Me and my two anklebiters...

[hopeevey]

And here I thought all pet owners did this. My roommate and I routinely Voice my dog.

[ex_greymaide85]

Or, you could just get a laser pointer. This keeps like 90% of all cats occupied and away from you.

[zombie_dog]

We use a combination of both methods.

But really we don't mind touching the cats, so it's for entertainment purposes.

[xiombarg]

My method has the advantage of requiring no extra equipment. Perhaps it is the LARPer in me. :)

[fishysua]

Our Azusa, mostly says, "kill, die, die"

[xiombarg]

But I bet Azusa would agree that Azusa's butt smells like peaches. Then try to kill you.

[hopeevey]

Azusa's butt, having a mutant tail attached to it, would totally smell like mutant peaches.

Azusa does not try to kill! She just leaves things alive to play with them again tomorrow!

[ryldvrinn]

When we lived at 228 Maryland, Paul used to Voice Princess and I used to Voice Piglet. I think this actually made Paul a better roleplayer... ;)