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[xify0u0nlyknew]

The UF Newspaper sucks 99% of the time but for once the Alligator has amused me.

Read this article. It is entitled: "The answer to an age-old question: Ninjas or pirates?"

http://www.alligator.org/pt2/070411uw2.php

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HA

[emjellies]

"Look at Ulysses S. Grant. He drank. The North won. Robert E. Lee had character and morals, and the South lost. History has shown that throughout time, alcohol and a healthy lack of productivity are essential to success."

[maiden_hair]

it's weird because i had a dream about pirates last night and i rarely ever think about pirates and almost never remember my dreams. but, i was with the crew of grey's anatomy and we were on the booze cruise with the cast members from the office and then pirates attacked our boat and everyone turned into barbie dolls (which i attribute to the fact that the day before in my film class we watched superstar: the karen carpenter story.) but yeah, the pirates were killing everyone when my alarm went off this morning. so whether or not they can own ninjas, they can definitely own grey's anatomy cast members.