Nice Work You Did [CLOSED; COMPLETE]

[useddreameater]

Characters: Itachi Uchiha, Yuffie Kisaragi, Wolverine
Location: Holding Cell Number Itachi's.
Time: Shortly after this
Content: So, there's a prisoner in a secret locked room beneath a mansion? YUFFIE IS ALL OVER THAT SHIT.
Warnings: Itachi. That's a warning by itself.

Comments

[gottasteelit]

[ suddenly, a crash! followed by footsteps and several quiet 'fwoosh' sounds ]

Ow! Who put the- ah-hah!

[ and there is a tiny, scrawny teenage girl peering through the cell door ]

Hey there!

[useddreameater]

[ what is this Itachi doesn't even--

he can already tell he's going to have a migraine later.

He shifts his head up until he can make out the upside-down silhouette of a young girl. Stares at her for a second, and then returns to contemplating the ceiling.

Maybe if he's silent, she'll go away. ]

[gottasteelit]

[ aw that's cute. you actually think anything you do can distract her ]

Nice place you got here. I've gotta say, I expected more chains and rats.

[useddreameater]

[ nrgh with the talking

IGNORES YOU STILL ]