WHERE'D THAT HOLE COME FROM!?!

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Characters: James and VICTIMS
Location: In a hole
Time: Daytime sometime
Content: PIT TRAPS
Format: Starting in prose but whatever
Warnings: PIT TRAPS

Comments

[candymusalina]

[Assumedly James had told her beforehand about the hidden pit, but he didn't say where. So that means Jessie just walked right into it.]

[There's a very angry Jessie yelling from the bottom of the pit now.]

JAMES YOU IDIOT!!

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[OOPS.]

[Tentatively looks over the edge of the pit trap.]

Uh... hey, Jess. Sorry about that. [Maybe if he looks apologetic enough she won't hit him?]

[candymusalina]

[SPITS SOME FIRE UP AT HIM]

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EEYAH!!!

[Dodges that fire like it's hot... WHICH IT IS!]

[Still somehow manages to get his pants caught on fire.]

AAAAAAAH!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!!

[And now he's on the ground rolling around and trying to put it out.]

Oh dear

[cantstaymarried]

[ Wilson is on his way back to the institute with coffee. Decent coffee and maybe that might be some form of food in a paper bag with a coffee shop logo on it. He's going the slightly longer route back because it's a fairly nice day, and besides he --

Fwump.

... Did he really just fall down a hole? He's kinda making a noise of disbelief and trying to pick himself up and dust dirt and coffee off himself.

What. ]

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Ooohoo hoo hoo hoo!

[Suddenly, JAMES!]

[He smiles at you from the top of the hole.] Looks like you fell into my trap! Surrender all your valuables and maybe I'll let you out.

[Heeheehee, he caught you!]

[cantstaymarried]

[ ...W ...hat on earth... ]

Does... coffee and a muffin count as valuables?

[ Valid question, he thinks. ]

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[Pout] Well I guess if that's all you have...

[love_hurricane]

[Goddamnit.]

[Jumps to logical conclusion from bottom of said pit.]

LUFFY WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DIGGING HOLES IN THE LAWN?!

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[Luffy? Doesn't he know that name... OH YEAH his hole digging buddy!]

[Good to know he's still been keeping the hole digging spirit alive.]

[Appears at the top of the hole OH HEY seen this guy before, too. The guy that Jessie...]

[Oh. Better not let Jessie know he fell in the hole...]

[Whatever; evil thief mode ON!]

Hahahahaha! Looks like you fell into Team Rocket's trap! Surrender all your valuables and I might let you out.

[love_hurricane]

[Wait, that is not the voice of a Luffy.]

[...Oh great, that guy.]

Uh, yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say... no.

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Well then. I guess you're just going to have to stay in the hole. [Cheery grin.]

[ceilingsniper]

[Walks right over the trap.

And then right over the yawning pit, as if it weren't even there.]

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HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!

[...oh wait, that totally compromised his position.]

[Oops.]

[ceilingsniper]

[leeeeeeans back midair, almost as if he were leaning on a wall]

Not my fault I can get over a little hole.

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[That is both cool and not fair all at once.]

Well, you could at least show some common courtesy and fall in! I spent a long time digging that hole to trap people, you know, and you're disrespecting my work!

[manemaneman]

[Our favorite okama is minding his own business, dancing across the grounds when suddenly...]

WOAAHOOMPH!

[He's at the bottom of a hole. Why is he at the bottom of a hole!?]

What in Balanchine's name is going on around here!?

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AHAH!

[Have a guy standing at the top of said hole, pointing down at you.]

You've been caught in my trap! Hand over all your valuables and I may let you out!

[manemaneman]

[Oh that look that he is giving you now. He is not amused in the slightest.]

Valuables? Unless you really, really want my pointe shoes; I don't have anything on me.

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Pointe shoes? What do you mean? [Eyes swan shoes]

[Those are actually quite stylish!]

Sure, I'll take those!