[sent over X-Men communicators and repeated over the network, filtered to staff but hackable]

[stopitstorm]

Greetings, everyone! It has come to my attention that some sort of dimensional anomaly has appeared in the kitchen. I urge all of you to investigate, however you must use the utmost caution. It is possible this may be linked to our recent disappearances! I myself have have sensed a slight disturbance, but I have seen nothing. Please report back to

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[clearlythatsme]

An anomaly? Are you sure it's not just the meatloaf?

[Seriously, now]

I need fresh tea anyways.

[And Jane is off to be curious and get trapped in a personal hell]

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[suckitmagneto]

[Claudia is down in a kitchen corner pointing her Stuff Detector at the wall]

It seems like there's a blippy thing in the... something. I'm sending this data back to some friends to have it analyzed, and it shouldn't be too long.

[pause]

[said with barely contained fangirl glee] And, uh. You're Storm, right? [DUH] I am a huge fan of your work.