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[Text] Slightly back-dated to before the dance

Jul 24, 2010 02:51

Having an issue figuring out what to get your date? I've got just the idea.

[There's a link to a commercial that was just too good to pass up.]

There you have it folks. Don't buy your guy or gal flowers or chocolates this valentine's day! Buy them a handjob, the gift that keeps on giving!

[ooc: Kitty just got introduced to the hand job and in light of ( Read more... )

duo maxwell, !!xavier institute

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greenanashi July 24 2010, 07:53:32 UTC

If you have to buy them a handjob, something isn't right.

My keyboard's eating words again. :< livebymysmile July 24 2010, 20:33:29 UTC

So that means I should buy you one. Right Trowa?

greenanashi July 25 2010, 03:51:51 UTC

Don't bother. I've never had a problem in that area, as you should know.

livebymysmile July 25 2010, 05:21:03 UTC

At least this time it'd be your own and not stolen from someone else.

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fiery_blizzard July 24 2010, 08:02:17 UTC

Oh, GOD. Jesus H. Christ, Duo, what the hell was that?

livebymysmile July 24 2010, 08:04:06 UTC

Only the best commercial ever.

What do you say want a handjob, pal?

fiery_blizzard July 24 2010, 10:19:03 UTC

Despite the commercial? Dude, that still sounds so wrong.

And uh, no, I'm quite alright. Never had a problem opening a jar or anything, ever.

livebymysmile July 24 2010, 20:32:40 UTC

Dude, it's supposed to sound wrong. That's the entire point of the commercial.

[This is clearly a sign that he hasn't done a good enough job instilling in Shin a sense of humor.]

You're no fun.

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[Text] crimean_cleric July 24 2010, 10:07:13 UTC

[Rhys, of course, has not clicked the link.]

I'm sorry, but this is in really poor taste. Valentine's day is too special to be cheapened by things like this.

[Text] livebymysmile July 24 2010, 20:31:45 UTC

You obviously didn't watch the commercial did you?

Some genius thought naming their product handjob was a good idea. It's just supposed to be a joke, you know?

[Text] crimean_cleric July 24 2010, 23:11:57 UTC

[Has now watched the video. Is still not amused.]

Well, that's slightly different, but still in poor taste. Goodness, there are ten year-old children on this network.

Re: [Text] livebymysmile July 25 2010, 00:47:19 UTC

[Awwe Rhys, are you sure your last name isn't supposed to be Killjoy?]

What? They'll either get the joke or be confused. If they get it, no big deal. If they don't it's no sweat either.

It's not like they're talking about murdering kittens or something.

usedairslash July 24 2010, 17:28:07 UTC

...I'm so glad you're showing your maturity.

[Video] livebymysmile July 24 2010, 20:29:44 UTC

Oh c'mon Pigtails, you know it was funny.

[Video] usedairslash July 24 2010, 20:50:43 UTC

I never said that. [Though, it really was]

Now the schools going to be making handjob jokes for the next month.

[Video] livebymysmile July 24 2010, 21:32:29 UTC

Sure you didn't. [Oh, he knows. It's part of his boyfriend's sixth sense. Now ask him if he pays attention to that sixth sense. The answer would be not often.]

You know what they say if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

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