[Text][Email to History students]
To: Any Student Taking History
Subject: Welcome to Ms. Nico's History Class!
Hello, students. I am Robin Nico, and I will be taking over your history class starting Monday. I'm sure we're all going to have a good year, but first, I have some rules I would like to inform you of.
1. Do not talk in my class. I have ears everywhere, and I enjoy secrets.
2. Do all your assigned homework. Do not, and you will be punished.
Have I mentioned I have a functioning guillotine?
3. Always bring your book to class. I have some extras, but they are all in Classical Greek, Latin, and various other dead languages.
4. DO NOT touch any of the artifacts in the history classroom without wearing gloves, using tongs, or performing the required ritual, dance, or sacrifice first. They are all cursed. Most of these curses are... fairly harmless.
Those are all the rules. Follow them, and I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
Please reply to this if you have any questions or comments.
~Ms. Nico