[Posted in various locations around the school, and on the network]

[mayaheemayahoo]

MAYA FEY FOR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN POSTERS VOLUME 1

Questions or comments? Please ask the candidate!

Comments

[tsukiyabure]

Who's the Steel Samurai?

[mayaheemayahoo]

Oh, man, you guys are really out of touch. The Steel Samurai is only one of the most popular and highly-rated children's martial arts shows of all time!

[tsukiyabure]

"Children's"... right, we're the ones who are out of touch.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Hey, don't knock it til you try it! There's lots of stuff in it that's meant for adults to understand, like the political undertones of the Steel Samurai's quest to stop the Evil Magistrate from terrorizing Neo Olde Tokyo!

It's actually a very deep and engaging series with an epic storyline!

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[musikjugend]

What precisely does a gorilla giving a shark a high five have to do with getting things done?

And what is the Steel Samurai?

[mayaheemayahoo]

The gorilla and the shark are natural enemies, but when they work together they can accomplish anything!

And I can't believe there's so many people who've never seen the Steel Samurai! It's an awesome TV show. It's on in the afternoons at 4:00 on channel 9!

[musikjugend]

But the shark would suffocate outside of the water, hence rendering any aid it could give to the gorilla pointless even if he was inclined to offer aid at all.

I see. I do not watch children's television shows.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Not true! You have to consider the gorilla's natural talent at surfboarding.

That's a shame. Steel Samurai is really pretty deep. There's a journal all about essays people have written about it.

[soundslikea]

Well, I'm sold.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Good to hear!

[bombsheltered]

Omg Maya you have my vote.