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Apr 29, 2010 11:42

Movingtothistownwasthebiggestfuckingmistake- I think I need a drink.

Mutant School, Mutant School... Jesus ( Read more... )

eric matthews

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plzpookie April 29 2010, 23:24:40 UTC
Oh babe, you seem really tense.

I'll be offering a few off-campus yoga classes, if you want to stop by sometime. It could really help make you feel better.

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yournotjigsaw April 29 2010, 23:26:09 UTC
.....Hey.

...[doubletake] Yoga? I uh-

That's the bending and flexing...shi-stuff. Right? With windchimes?

[Derp. GIRL. DERP.]

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plzpookie April 29 2010, 23:29:17 UTC
Windchimes aren't totally necessary. But yeah, it's the "bending and flexing shi-stuff".

[Smirks] It helps relieve tension, and babe, looks like you could use it. Give it a thought, okay? I'm Maureen Johnson.

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yournotjigsaw April 29 2010, 23:35:57 UTC
....Maureen Johnson?

[Recognition dawns]

Aren't you the one who staged that sing-a-long in central park? The one that had all the cops from the Mutant Officer's Action League attended right until the mounted cops broke you guys up?

[He sound a bit in awe]

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ushiwaka_laka April 29 2010, 23:46:08 UTC
... Yeah, bonjour~!

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yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 00:03:00 UTC
...Uh...Bon-journo.

You're French?

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ushiwaka_laka April 30 2010, 02:13:51 UTC
Nope, Caucasian-Japanese.

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yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 02:23:26 UTC
[OOP.]

....Right. Sorry.

[He winces] thanks for the welcome.

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notalfredjones April 29 2010, 23:48:30 UTC
It's not disrespect to call us mutants. There are far worse terms people use.

Nice to meet you though I suppose? [laughs] I don't think we'd have a problem with your language.

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yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 00:04:03 UTC
....It's gonna take a few days to break that habit. I just sat through a seminar on mutant-human relations back home.

That'd be a fucking relief to say mutant again.

[He frowns] Superior's orders. I gotta watch my fucking tongue.

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notalfredjones April 30 2010, 01:11:51 UTC
Doing a good job of that aren't you? [amused chuckle]

You'll get the hang of it, eh?

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yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 01:54:10 UTC
...I guess not.

[Sheepish] I really did mean to make a good impression.

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a_whiter_shade April 30 2010, 00:48:00 UTC
First and foremost, watch your language. We have some very young children in our student body. Secondly, your thinly disguised distrust of mutants does not endear you to me. Tread carefully.

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yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 01:12:42 UTC
First. Yes Ma'am. [He is nothing if not polite].

Secondly. It's not mistrust. Ma'am. It's blatent...

[He has to consider this.]

I have seen too much of what people do to one another to trust humanity.

Any...kind of humanity.

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a_whiter_shade April 30 2010, 01:41:06 UTC
You do realize who you are speaking with, yes? I have seen what evil lurks in the hearts of men. Nevertheless, I endeavor to treat my fellow creatures with some measure of respect, and you will kindly do the same--particularly when dealing with a minority group on the verge of disenfranchisement. Are we understood?

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yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 02:00:43 UTC
[Eric's temper gets the better of him in all of these cases.]

.....You're Emma Frost. Look Lady, I know who you are and what you do. LISTEN, I'm not the bad guy here. I came here to try and offer you guys some respect because I DO care. I'm anti-registration. I voted against X-gene testing IN the police union for chrissake! I-

[He stops] ... ten. nine..eight-

[He breathes. Calm again]

Look. .....okay maybe I was out of line but the holier then thou attitude doesn't help your case. You guys aren't the only people suffering.

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[Video] phytokinesis April 30 2010, 02:35:48 UTC
[Peers]

Ah, you're a police officer? It's very nice to meet you, Detective Matthews, sir!

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Re: [Video] yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 02:46:05 UTC
[Eric is completely thrown.]

.... Thanks kiddo. Nice to meet you too.

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Re: [Video] phytokinesis April 30 2010, 03:18:50 UTC
Thank you! Oh-- my name is Fletcher Tringham. If I see anyone committing any crimes I'll be sure to tell you!

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Re: [Video] yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 04:16:07 UTC
[Eric sounds pleasant, like a father]

Thank you Fletcher. Or you can call 911 and some of my friends-but I'll make sure to come.

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