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[flawlessymmetry]

[There is a boy with immaculately neat clothing and strange black hair marked with three white stripes, sat precisely in the middle of the screen with a notably symmetrical background, the books on the shelf and other items in the room meticulously arranged into mirror images of their partners.]

My greetings to the inhabitants of this fine

Comments

[pandora_repress]

Your name is...interesting.

And what does it matter about the bushes?

[flawlessymmetry]

Why thank you, I do try not to be part of the common herd.

... everything matters about the bushes.

[steelandsilence]

[(So what if it is?)]

Plants don't grow evenly.

[flawlessymmetry]

Only if you aren't trying hard enough.

[steelandsilence]

Natural growth isn't symmetrical.

[flawlessymmetry]

Symmetry is the very CORE of nature! What all nature aspires to! The perfection of exact replication! The markings of a tiger's face, the veins of a the smallest leaf- everything strives to create symmetry, it simply needs some basic assistance such as cutting it into shape to obtain this ultimatum! It would surely be unnatural not to!

[wildkickstart]

The Death Weapon Meister Academy is a special school, isn't it.

[flawlessymmetry]

[This slight is completely lost on him. Derp.]

Yes, I suppose it is a rather specialist establishment.

[wildkickstart]

...Oh, they're gonna eat you alive, Kid.

[flawlessymmetry]

...I am presuming that you are not referring to cannibalism, but the acridity of my peer's and their sense of humour. I assure you that I will be quite willing to reply to them in kind, although I must confess I hadn't quite expected to receive ridicule from a teacher, especially not quite so soon...

[notabattery]

Uh, if it's bothering you that much, why not just get some hedge clippers and fix it yourself?

[flawlessymmetry]

Well, having just arrived I thought it might be a little impertinent to simply take a blade to the establishment's horticulture...

[notabattery]

I see your point, plus the gardener might not be too happy.

Still, it's not like you're taking a wrecking ball to the place. Just a little pruning, right?

[flawlessymmetry]

Hmm, well, if I pass that way again and the situation has not been rectified I suppose I wouldn't mind lending my assistance to the aesthetic appeal of the school...

[hatethatbastard]

[oh yes, he is laughing on this side on the video]

I'm in charge of it. [lies.]

[flawlessymmetry]

[and he is completely buying it despite the laughing- he thinks you're just an irresponsible lout, obviously]

I see, well then, good sir, if you could tend to your duties with a little more care and attention to detail then I am sure that everyone would appreciate the benefits.

[hatethatbastard]

[Does Kill Master care? Pfft, nah. But he is having fun with this.]

I have never gotten any complaints before, maybe you're lookin' at them wrong.

[flawlessymmetry]

[at this he is quite apoplectic]

Excuse me, sir, but are you suggesting that there is something wrong with the way I am observing a flaw that is quite obvious to anybody with an intellectual prowess that exceeds that of a shoelace?