one man on a dead man's chest [video]

[hangyouslowly]

Ears open, whelps! My name is Professor Dolce and I'll be teaching you all the fine field of economics. If you have problems with money, and I'm sure most of you do, it might be in your best interests to take the course. I've taught this class dozens of times before in America and England alike, so I hope you're ready to step up and show me Xavier

Comments

[bad_touch]

Piracy, huh?

[hangyouslowly]

Aye. Not lately, but I have considerable experience.

[bad_touch]

More of a ninja girl myself.

[hangyouslowly]

Too bad I'm not a ninja, isn't it.

[ceilingsniper]

And here I thought I'd be the only one getting that.

[hangyouslowly]

If I live to 300, I'll never understand why people with eyepatches are so strongly in society's mind as pirates.

[ceilingsniper]

I blame old movies.

[hangyouslowly]

It goes back further than movies, lad. Opera.

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[firstlaugh]

oh my god you're a pirate

[hangyouslowly]

Your keyboard may be broken, but at least your eyes work. Was, dear. Mind the tense.