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[littlecrazyface]

[Filtered to Merlin Emrys]

Oi, I know you said your mate Artie was a bit of a twat, but I think my mate Tina fancies him. D'you think you could get him to ask her to the dance? She's quite fit.

And would you like to come to the dance with me?

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[onecoinside]

I suppose I could try but I wouldn't expect much from Arthur.

But shouldn't you be asking a girl to the dance?

[littlecrazyface]

If I ask a girl, Tina will pinch me. Plus, you seem like a fair chap.

[onecoinside]

I don't know, I'm sure you could find someone better than me.

[littlecrazyface]

Well, yeah, but you seem bright and you don't smell. Can you dance?