[UNHACKABLE DELIVERED BY WOLVERINE]

[gottasteelit]

[ delivered via Logan (hopefully!) a day or so after she visits, Itachi will receive a brightly-coloured parcel! It has YUFFIE'S AMAZING PRISON SURVIVAL KIT! written on the paper in marker, and contains the following

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[useddreameater]

[ Itachi looks at the parcel.

Fantastic.

But since he is a model prisoner, he opens it. Maybe there's a nail file inside that he can jam into his carotid artery, and oh my god tea.

Itachi glances around. Okay, so Emma Frost's guards are standing around, but so what. It's not like he has any dignity left to save. He pulls out the tea and gulps it down as if he had just returned from three weeks wandering the desert. A desert with no goddamn tea.

And

oh god

Twinkies.

Itachi shoves the box far away from him. This is clearly a trick designed to make him attached to life. You couldn't get Twinkies after you were dead. Well, guess what, Messrs. Twinkies, he doesn't need you anymore.

Six hours later, two Twinkies have been eaten and Itachi is curled up underneath the cats blanket. Hey, he was cold. :| ]

[gottasteelit]

[ NEVER DOUBT THE POWER OF THE CAT BLANKET ]

[gottasteelit]

[ oh, and she'll totally refill the tea if you send it up with Wolverine. ]

[useddreameater]

[ he sends the tea flask back. NO NOTE. :| ]