I am a zebra.
I live in Germany.
Every morning I teleport here.
I must disguise myself as a human.
My dog peed and pooped on the floor this morning.
I don't know it yet. ssshh.
I have purple hair.
I must watch my blood pressure because I am aging very quickly.
I have to go back to preschool to relearn my numbers.
I am, what Kirstin calls it, a '
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