Lemon Drop
Title: Lemon Drop
Author/Artist: xglass
Rating: NC-17
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Who else? <3
Warnings: Mm… *grope*
Disclaimer: I don’t own Hetalia.
Summary: A dialogue-only sexy drabble.
-&-&-
“You know what?”
“What?”
“I’m really not in the mood for this.”
“…”
“Don’t you make that sad face at me.”
“…”
“Damn it.”
“I try.” Grope.
“Knock it off.”
Suck. Bite.
“Seriously, leave my neck alone.”
“Trying to make you feel better. Cause I love you.” Ass grab.
“Stop--stop it! I mean it.”
“…?” Crotch grab.
“...that is playing dirty.”
“Mm.” Pop. Unzip.
“Why did God give you such a sexy voice? You shouldn’t be allowed to have such a sexy voice.”
“Why did God give you a sexy everything? You shouldn’t be allowed to have a sexy everything.”
“…” Blush.
“I love everything about you.”
“Now you’re trying to win me over with sweet talk.”
“Yep.” Fondle.
“It’s working.” Shift.
“I know.” Rustling of fabric.
“…Why am I always the naked one?”
“I like you naked.” A soft laugh.
“Yeah, well, I like you naked more.”
“Sure.” More fabric.
“W-well, I didn’t mean like exactly now, per se, but I was just referring to the entire subject of nudity in general that whenever we’re in this kind of situation I’m always the one who ends up naked first and I think it is kind of unfair-“ Kiss.
“Hush.” Chuckle.
“…I told you I wasn’t in the mood-!”
“Right.” Skeptical eyebrow. Finger tap to the erection.
“False evidence!” Squeak.
“Uh-huh.” Squeeze.
Squeal. “Cheating!”
“How is that cheating.”
“It just is.”
“There aren’t any rules.”
Sheepish kiss.
“I love you.”
“I love you, too.” Nestle. Moan. Another squeeze-more of a caress.
“I won’t go further if you don’t want it.”
Blush. “Maybe I had a change of heart.”
“I see.”
“And only if you do that one thing I like.” Murmur. Deeper blush.
“Which thing you like?”
“The thing. I can’t just say it.”
“How do I know which thing if you don’t tell me?”
“… You just want me to say it.”
“...?”
“… You know, the thing that you do sometimes…! The thingy thing.”
“…?” Eye roll.
“I can’t just say it!”
“No one is listening.”
“You are!”
“I’ve heard you shit. I’ve heard you fart. I’ve heard you puke your guts out-“
“Shut up! You are so unromantic sometimes, I swear.” Heavy sigh.
“…”
“Now the mood is ruined.”
“It isn’t. You’re looking for excuses.”
“I’m not! You brought up shitting, I mean, really? We’re trying to have sex here-“
“Trying.”
Aggravated noise.
“…What’s the thing?”
“I want you to rim me!”
“Okay.”
“…Really? After all that?”
“You made it hard.”
“What, your cock?”
“That too.”
Fidget.
“…So um, are you going to or not?”
“Lay back.”
Rustle. Squirt-squelch.
“Wait, is that lube?”
“Lemon flavor.”
“… Are you serious right now.”
“Yep. It’s called, ‘Lemon Drop.’”
“What the hell.”
“I got an edible six pack. Lemon drop, kiwi strawberry, passion fruit, bubble gum, tangerine, and mint.”
“…You’re serious.”
“Yep.”
“I want to taste the bubble gum one.”
“Sure.” Spurt. “Here ya go.” Lick.
“It’s actually pretty good, isn’t it?”
“Mm.”
“Maybe I’ll give you a blow job after you do the thing to me.”
“Sounds good.”
“Yeah. But you do the thing first.”
“Can you say it?”
Blush. “No.”
“You’re cute.”
“Shut up. Less talking, more licking.”
“Yes sir.”
Author/Artist: xglass
Rating: NC-17
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Who else? <3
Warnings: Mm… *grope*
Disclaimer: I don’t own Hetalia.
Summary: A dialogue-only sexy drabble.
-&-&-
“You know what?”
“What?”
“I’m really not in the mood for this.”
“…”
“Don’t you make that sad face at me.”
“…”
“Damn it.”
“I try.” Grope.
“Knock it off.”
Suck. Bite.
“Seriously, leave my neck alone.”
“Trying to make you feel better. Cause I love you.” Ass grab.
“Stop--stop it! I mean it.”
“…?” Crotch grab.
“...that is playing dirty.”
“Mm.” Pop. Unzip.
“Why did God give you such a sexy voice? You shouldn’t be allowed to have such a sexy voice.”
“Why did God give you a sexy everything? You shouldn’t be allowed to have a sexy everything.”
“…” Blush.
“I love everything about you.”
“Now you’re trying to win me over with sweet talk.”
“Yep.” Fondle.
“It’s working.” Shift.
“I know.” Rustling of fabric.
“…Why am I always the naked one?”
“I like you naked.” A soft laugh.
“Yeah, well, I like you naked more.”
“Sure.” More fabric.
“W-well, I didn’t mean like exactly now, per se, but I was just referring to the entire subject of nudity in general that whenever we’re in this kind of situation I’m always the one who ends up naked first and I think it is kind of unfair-“ Kiss.
“Hush.” Chuckle.
“…I told you I wasn’t in the mood-!”
“Right.” Skeptical eyebrow. Finger tap to the erection.
“False evidence!” Squeak.
“Uh-huh.” Squeeze.
Squeal. “Cheating!”
“How is that cheating.”
“It just is.”
“There aren’t any rules.”
Sheepish kiss.
“I love you.”
“I love you, too.” Nestle. Moan. Another squeeze-more of a caress.
“I won’t go further if you don’t want it.”
Blush. “Maybe I had a change of heart.”
“I see.”
“And only if you do that one thing I like.” Murmur. Deeper blush.
“Which thing you like?”
“The thing. I can’t just say it.”
“How do I know which thing if you don’t tell me?”
“… You just want me to say it.”
“...?”
“… You know, the thing that you do sometimes…! The thingy thing.”
“…?” Eye roll.
“I can’t just say it!”
“No one is listening.”
“You are!”
“I’ve heard you shit. I’ve heard you fart. I’ve heard you puke your guts out-“
“Shut up! You are so unromantic sometimes, I swear.” Heavy sigh.
“…”
“Now the mood is ruined.”
“It isn’t. You’re looking for excuses.”
“I’m not! You brought up shitting, I mean, really? We’re trying to have sex here-“
“Trying.”
Aggravated noise.
“…What’s the thing?”
“I want you to rim me!”
“Okay.”
“…Really? After all that?”
“You made it hard.”
“What, your cock?”
“That too.”
Fidget.
“…So um, are you going to or not?”
“Lay back.”
Rustle. Squirt-squelch.
“Wait, is that lube?”
“Lemon flavor.”
“… Are you serious right now.”
“Yep. It’s called, ‘Lemon Drop.’”
“What the hell.”
“I got an edible six pack. Lemon drop, kiwi strawberry, passion fruit, bubble gum, tangerine, and mint.”
“…You’re serious.”
“Yep.”
“I want to taste the bubble gum one.”
“Sure.” Spurt. “Here ya go.” Lick.
“It’s actually pretty good, isn’t it?”
“Mm.”
“Maybe I’ll give you a blow job after you do the thing to me.”
“Sounds good.”
“Yeah. But you do the thing first.”
“Can you say it?”
Blush. “No.”
“You’re cute.”
“Shut up. Less talking, more licking.”
“Yes sir.”