The Sheet Hits the Fan (and Clothes Hit the Floor)

[xglass]

Title: The Sheet Hits the Fan (and Clothes Hit the Floor)
Character(s) or Pairing(s): SuFin, Sealand, Hanatamago
Rating: M
Warnings: As a human biology major, I use anatomical words.  I do not gloss over sex like it's romantic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
Summary: This is a de-anon I wrote yesterday for a really old SuFin request, so old I probably

Comments

[champagnesly]

*snort* Ikea sheets are indeed cheap and itchy, Sweden. You should listen to Finland. The dialogue in this is to die for--Sealand calling Denmark, epic win (those two are made for mischief).

[xglass]

I can definitely see Denmark leading Sealand into all types of trouble--not that Sealand is as innocent as he seems!

Glad you liked it. Dialogue is fun for me. :)

[kestrad]

Oh hai thar, fellow biology major! This was the first time you wrote smut? That's amazing--it's very well written. And overall, this was quite an entertaining read! My default expression once I got to the dialogue: xD

Wow Finland, 2250 Kronar sheets? That's just a tad excessive, don't you think?

[xglass]

Oh hai, for reals? Biology is fun. :D I've written a masturbation scene before, but this was my first two person one. I'm glad you liked it! I think it turned out pretty well.

I know. My mom has those sheets, so I converted what she spent into kroner. Silly mother.

8C

[katierox342]

I'm not sure what to make of my favourite sweet couple engaging in dirty talk. I was laughing a lot at parts I'm sure that weren't meant to be funny though XD At some point in their fight in the bedroom it just ultimately reminded me of a bitch fight like those in high school (at least the ones on TV). I loved the Sealand and Denmark parts a lot though, so thank you for those. May I ask though which brother Sealand was going to visit though? In my head canon America and Canada are both his brothers, but I think real canon has England as his brother too? So I was curious.
Still not sure about this, but it was well written and that's rare. So I thank you.

~Katie

Re: 8C

[xglass]

The prompt had to with rough, needy, dirty make-up sex. It kind of got warped into rolling around on the floor sex, but I don't really care haha. I don't care if you laughed, I'm just glad you enjoyed it.

I was thinking England as I wrote it. I consider Sealand to be England's brother, while Canada and America are England's sons. So technically in my head canon Sealand is America and Canada's uncle which makes Sweden and Finland great uncles? Nice logic, me.

[mezcamorii]

I love how you manage to make everything you write both funny and sexy~ I'm especially fond of the anatomical phrasing. Talk about a nerd-boner! I understand where Finland is coming from. My friend suggested I buy sheets from Walmart for college since they're really cheap, but the thought of sleeping on $2.00 paper-like sheets made me cringe.

[xglass]

Aw, thank you. :D I do my best. I must say that nice sheets are an indulgence for me as well. I got some knit-jersey ones (two sets because I wash sheets really often) when I left for college. I think together they were about 50 or 60 dollars? Not like Finland, but not IKEA or Wal-Mart either. :P

[i_haruka_i]

Haha! That was great C:

stamp of A++ for the smut scene ;3
Sweden's rough talk was a bit awkward at first but I began to enjoy it a few more lines in. I love the argument too, that's totally something a couple would find stupid enough to argue over XD! The bit with Sealand was cute :]
Overall it was cute, funny, ridiculous and SEXY ;3

Great Fill
~Haru-chi

[xglass]

Glad you liked it! I had fun filling it.

I just can't get away from awkward!Berwald. I just love him. It's so much fun to write. :D