DBSK Chat

Nov 09, 2009 16:26

Title: DBSK chat
Chapter:1/?
Genre: crack, fluff
Pairings:yunjae, yoosu, changmin

A/N: Since so many of you like the SM Chat series, I'm writing a series for each SM group, and maybe even JYPE groups.

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You have Just entered Dong Bang's getaway.

Changmin - FoodMonster
JaeJoong - Jaeboo
Yunho - DanceMaster
Junsu - Ducky
Yoochun - AmericanGuy

FoodMonster is online
Jaeboo is online
AmericanGuy is online

FoodMonster: Hyuuuung~
AmericanGuy: Whaaaaat?!
Jaeboo: Yes Min?
FoodMonster: Not you Yoochun! You're no hyung.
AmericanGuy: I so am!
FoodMonster: Yeah right, I'm smarter than you, and you act like an adolescent!
AmericanGuy: I do not~
Jaeboo: Both of you stop it! What do you need Min?
FoodMonster: I don't know... Just your excellent cooking skills~ :)
AmericanGuy: Suck Up....
Jaeboo: You just ate!
FoodMonster: Nooo, Yunho ate it! TT________TT
DanceMaster has just signed inJaeboo: Why would he eat your food? I make you guys separate meals!
FoodMonster: He was all like " No one is allowed to eat my boojae's cooking but me" and then takes my food :c
DanceMaster: What about my boojae?
Jaeboo: Jung Yunho
AmercainGuy: Run hyung Run!
DanceMaster: Shut up Yoochun, yes babe?
Jaeboo: How dare you starve my baby?!
DanceMaster: I didn't starve your baby. I ate well c: it was allll goood.
Jaeboo: Not you, Changmin! How could you starve him?!
FoodMonster: Yeah hyung how could you? :c
DanceMaster: He isn't your baby,
Jaeboo: He is, he's the magnae.
AmericanGuy: Just go with it hyung, where's my susu?! TT_________TT
FoodMonster: I'm sitting here, starving, my stomach yelling at me...
DanceMaster: Quit being such a baby.
Jaeboo: You're so selfish.
DanceMaster: And you love me for it ^__~
AmericanGuy: Oh where oh where has my big butt su gone?
FoodMonster: ew, don't talk about Juns hyung's butt here.
AmericanGuy: Why? It's HUGE, and hot :D
FoodMonster: *Puke* :o
Jaeboo: I do not, it's actually unattractive.
DanceMaster: And yet you can't stay away from me ^___~
Jaeboo: It's impossible to stay away from you, it's like you have a tracking device on me.
AmericanGuy: You can't deny it Changmin. I know you wanna be me just so you can touch it.
FoodMonster: Why would I have to be you to be able to touch it? You don't own it ;)
AmericanGuy: :O *GASPS* You touched my Su's butt?!
FoodMonster: Like I said, you don't own it. And no I haven't.
AmericanGuy: Do too!
DanceMaster: You bet I do, I don't want to lose you!
Jaeboo: Well I want to lose you! :]
FoodMonster: Says who?
AmericanGuy: Says my cock last night when we had sex >;D
FoodMonster: EWW, I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THIS.
AmericanGuy: Oh btw, the springs on your bed work great ;D
FoodMonster: YOU DIDN'T?!
AmericanGuy: Oh we DID, and enjoyed every minute of it ~
Ducky has just signed onAmericanGuy: DUCKBUTT<3
DanceMaster: :O You don't Love me :'(
Jaeboo: .....
DanceMaster: *cry* Fine...... :'(
DanceMaster has just signed off.Jaeboo: Sigh, this man I swear he'll be the death of me.
FoodMonster: HYUNG! Don't sign out pleaaaase. Yoochun is taking my pureness away!
Jaeboo: Yoochun stop talking about Junsu's butt.
AmericanGuy: But it's incredibally big, and soft..warm.... and tight....mhhhhhh
FoodMonster: TOO MUCH INFO.
Jaeboo has just signed offFoodMonster: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FoodMonster has just signed offAmericanGuy: Su Su where are yooouu, I need you baaaad.
AmericanGuy has just signed offDucky: What's wrong with everyone... Why am I the only normal one?

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A/N: So? this one okay/

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