Thirty-Five Things I've Learned From X-Files Fanfiction

[mack_the_spoon]

This is an idea I came up with, and have been thinking about with namarie24 for a while. She helped me come up with & edit this list, which was great fun to make!

Before you read, a disclaimer: This is all tongue-in-cheek. Not only do I love X-Files fanfic in general and like reading fics with some of these cliches, I freely admit to using some of them in

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[pam_casso]

Oh my god, this is hilarious.

[airbefore]

*snerk*

Awesome.

[imaginatrix]

Off topic, I love that icon.

[airbefore]

Thanks. It was made by the fabulous frey_at_last. It is seriously awesome.

[wirsindaurelie]

Your icon is nothing short of amazing. srsly.

[sculderloveinca]

brilliant. i had to stop myself from bursts of laughter after each point which as it turns out is not the best medicine. according to XF fan fic, sex is!

[mack_the_spoon]

Heh. Sorry. But at least all you need to do is find your soulmate from whom you've been keeping your true feelings a secret and Confess Your Love, then, and everything will be better!

[notacrnflkgirl]

And this is why I don't read fanfiction.

[namarie24]

Aw, but you're really missing out!

...I guess this list won't convince you of that, though. ;)

[notacrnflkgirl]

I should do it, if only for the lulz.

[frey_at_last]

It's definitely not all bad.

[basepair]

36. The FBI is just like high school, complete with rumors, and the FBI ball is the prom.

[ex_dashenka]

DB Kate once interviewed her uncle, who was an FBI agent:

ME: How many FBI Balls have you gone to?

UL: How many -what-?

ME: The FBI Annual Ball. Sort of like a prom, but for FBI agents.

UL: There's no such thing. I mean, we have retirement dinners, merit award dinners, and the like, but an FBI "ball"? I never heard of such a thing. I went to a memorial golf outing a few months ago. Does that count?

ME: Depends. Were you wearing a tuxedo?

UL: To the GOLF COURSE?? I should say not.