Door to door

[xerhino]

A guy just came to my door. “Sir”, he said, “We’re in your area this week doing free and complimentary evaluations of your windows. Would it be alright if our engineers gave you a cost/benefit analysis of what replacing your windows would do for you

Comments

[meliciousleigh]

Aw man! We already bought windows! If we'd only known!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[anonymous]

I've searched, I can't find a company that will provide such windows on the east coast... it's not fair, why do you folks out west get such wonderful protection?

Zombie proof windows... next thing you know they'll invent gutters that create holy water to help protect the ... hey, no stealing this idea, I'm going to go see about making some... let's see, I know a rabbi, a sheik, and a few dozen priests... oo, gotta get a wiccan in on it... we just bless the drainage spouts, and \\o//

Take care,
DC/jmnyquist

[kendokamel]

Hahaha!

[mithoviel]

BRILLIANT.