Fic: A Gnarled Tree Keeps Growing (X-Men) Cyclops, Wolverine, Gambit, White Queen, Rogue, Iceman (T)

[xenokattz]

Title: A Gnarled Tree Keeps Growing
Rating: Teen (strong language)
Fandom X-Men 616
Characters: Cyclops, Wolverine, Gambit, Emma, Rogue, Iceman
Summary: Logan congratulates Scott on his brand-new offspring. It's a boy! A full-grown, cigarette-smoking, cayenne-addicted, shaggy-haired Cajun boy.

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Comments

[baruchan]

Scott calculated the force required to blast Logan's head into several thousand pieces, each one approximately 0.25 inches-cubed in volume. Accounting for the admantium and his truly bizarre hair growth, Scott figured a 77% blast-strength would be enough and reduce excessive damage to the walls. Matching vintage wallpaper was really hard and he wanted to avoid that as much as possible.

"Daddy, Auntie Emma's projecting images of you two having kinky sex in my head! Make her stop!"

These? These are PURE WIN. :D

This will be going to the memories AND delicious!

[xenokattz]

Heeee! Thank you so very much! Scott, Remy and Logan in one room can only result in hilarity. Or a bloodbath. Or both!

[cyndrarae]

This is hilarious and brilliant!!! :) Don't follow the comics myself (just the movies *sheepish*) and I can only imagine how you manage to keep track of all of Scott's progenies :D Absolutely brilliant! Thanks so much for sharing this :)

[xenokattz]

Thank you! When you've been collecting comics for over 15 years, it goes a long way in helping keep the Summers family straight. Also this, this, and this although they haven't been updated in a while.

So pleased you enjoyed it!

[rocaw]

*giggles* Poor, tortured Scott! Hee.

Loved everyone in this! =D

[xenokattz]

Thanks ever so. Scott is very easy to tease because he doesn't really react. It's a contest to see who can make him crack.