Fic: Special Heritage (1/1) Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent (rated teen)

[xenokattz]

Special Heritage

Fandom: Superman (any 'verse, really but I'm imagined Smallville's John Schneider and Annette O'Toole talking while I wrote it)
Characters: Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent
Rating: Teen (for extensive but scientific references to anatomy that your average teenager knows about anyway)
Word Count: 1047
Summary: Martha realises something

Comments

[st_aurafina]

OMG! That was adorable (and funny!), and the best evidence that the Kents are great parents. I loved the alien anatomy, and the practical way that the Kents were planning to deal with it. And Jonathon teaching Clark how to pee? So funny and lovely.

[xenokattz]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked this weird brain-fart produced by too many hours of studying (see: comment by lilacsigil below). The Kents have always struck me as pretty easy-going; they'd have be to raise a baby like Clark.

Thanks again!

[lilacsigil]

You've been studying a little too long, haven't you? This was awesome and so very practical! Baby Clark eating figurines! Bits of his language still remaining! Jonathan and Martha are fantastic, pragmatic people, and they know what's more important than biology.

Wonderful!

[xenokattz]

How did you guess? *L*

Also, I'm surrounded by little cousins, one of whom seems to have the destructive quality of a baby Kryptonian. We figure he's broken more figurines, toys and home accessories in one year than any of the older 4 have in all their lives and yet somehow, he's still the cutest thing ever. *L*

The Superman mythos attributes much of Clark's empathy and sense of justice to the Kent. I have no idea what this fic says about that except that Kents never make fun of abnormal physiology.

[ratcreature]

Heh, this was funny. I noticed a couple of typos and missing words though, like:

Human testes don't some individually
is probably "don't come", and

"What if we can't take of him properly?
is probably "take care of him".

[xenokattz]

Oh thank you for pointing them out! This is what I get for editing at midnight *facepalm*

Glad you liked it despite the typos.

[katarik]

That is *ridiculously* cute. Wee baby Clark! Jonathan! Martha snark!

And ratcreature already mentioned the typos, so I won't.

N'awwwww. THEM.

[xenokattz]

*L* Glad you liked it. Really, there's nothing cuter than weeeee baby Clark when grown-up Clark is already devastating; ;)

Thanks for the review.

[xenokattz]

Thank you muchly! Glad it gave you giggles.