First off, QUIT STEALING MY BITS, BITCH! You know what I'm talking about, you farking gardening implement. Don't make me go all Krusty the Klown on yo ass
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Re: my HARSH answers. OH MANaoinekoApril 24 2003, 06:06:10 UTC
So, uh, what is your middle name? Out of curiousity.
>u r a slut. yr mom.
>HAHAHA! >i love you for quoting bowie. yeah i think of that song every time i hear the word "rebel." I think it's a disease or something.
>OH YEAH? well my friends know you as... >shit. they don't know you. >I'M KEEPING YOU TO MYSELF, DAMMIT. >but my mom knows you as "emily"? You don't talk about me with your friends? WAHHH! When are you going to tell them about me? I think it's about time you come out of the Emily closet. Haha. No, ok, actually, my mom doesn't know anything about you. So we're even.
>how about i *make* love to you? >thanks for filling it out. um, i ain't into makin' luuuv. so come give me a hug. ~e
6. Do I smoke?: cloves and other cigarettes that are not marlboro's
hahaha. *dingdingding* correct, baby.
9. My age?: 16
*knows that you just looked at the other people's answers* so, um, what if they're wrong?!
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? yes, you are so well written
awwww, why thank you. much love. you're a sexy responder, yourself!
18.Whats one of my fav things to do outdoors?: campaigning for the republicans
aaaaaaabsoluteleh, ya know, all 'em goshdarn democrits muckruckin' 'round makin' mah life hard.. ee-yut's just silly, is what it is. yes ma'amsirma'am. 'n duncha even git me started on 'em liberals all up in california, 'hear? [disclaimer! this is not an attack on sexy texans, just on.. ignorant assholes. even redneck californians have the accent, i swear!]
20.Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: you have the best sense of humorthank you muchly. *bows
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*knows that you just looked at the other people's answers* so, um, what if they're wrong?!
::blushing:: obviously what i meant was that at one time you were 16, but clearly not 16 now
49. Who is my best friend? that neda character?
whoa! why do you say this?
i have just seen this person mentioned a few times in your journal...and thought that i'd take a stab in the dark...what i meant to say though was that LAYNE is your best friend, clearly
and finally....
i'm surprised at how much you've read and remembered about me!
and yeah, i'd consider neda one of my best friends. i've convinced myself that labeling anyone with the term "best friend" inevitably ends up destroying my relationship with them, so i just say "one of my best friends," even though "best" implies ONE but i'm not going to get technical, disregarding the fact that i just did. glad you're coming with me on that.
and thank you. i'd like to think that when i die, at least some people (because those that i've pissed off in the process) will remember me for something positive. x.x.x
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hahaha... close?
NO.
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? Uhh... Bi- no... Cu- no... Slu- nooooooo... ah yes, "Shnookums"
hahaha i luff you...
cunt.
27. Do I have boyfriend/girlfriend? I should hope not. If you did you would have QUITE a bit of explaining to do.
YES I DO OMGOMG AND I HAVE BEEN DATING HIM FOR 2 MINUTES.
no.
i wish though...
well, just about the answer to #48B.
49. Who is my best friend? Meeeeee! Right? RIGHT?!?!
YES. you are sexy.
ahhh i can't wait until sundaaaaaay!<333.
51. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? Bart simpson.
for like, two seconds, i thought you said "HOMER" and you were going to die a slow, painful death.
54. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Jarred. Or Craig. Either way.
i love this "either way" business.
because it implies that jarred and craig are one and the same person.
which.. they are, of course.
and i do say "sex" a lot, don't i?
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19. Am I shy or outgoing? outgoing. that's why you should get Jarred's number
how about when you come, you get it for me? please?
20.Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: BOTH
u r a slut.
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: rebel rebel you tore your dress. rebel rebel your face is a mess. Oh, uh, I mean I don't know
HAHAHA!
i love you for quoting bowie.
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? Haha. My friends know you as Borders Girl.
OH YEAH? well my friends know you as...
shit. they don't know you.
I'M KEEPING YOU TO MYSELF, DAMMIT.
but my mom knows you as "emily"?
29. Do you love me?: *HUGS* WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK YOU HATE ME. *weeps*
hahah i am SOOOOO0O0O0O0O short.
54. If you could give me anything, what would it be? a . . . hug? from Jarred?
thanks, hotstuff.
56. Is there anything you?d like to say to me? GAAAAAAAHAHSHAHSIhdioewhfrbefbcisdgcugweiqdfhqweoqjdrowe here i filled it out. love me.how ( ... )
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>u r a slut.
yr mom.
>HAHAHA!
>i love you for quoting bowie.
yeah i think of that song every time i hear the word "rebel." I think it's a disease or something.
>OH YEAH? well my friends know you as...
>shit. they don't know you.
>I'M KEEPING YOU TO MYSELF, DAMMIT.
>but my mom knows you as "emily"?
You don't talk about me with your friends? WAHHH! When are you going to tell them about me? I think it's about time you come out of the Emily closet. Haha. No, ok, actually, my mom doesn't know anything about you. So we're even.
>how about i *make* love to you?
>thanks for filling it out.
um, i ain't into makin' luuuv. so come give me a hug.
~e
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HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE IT BACK, BITCH?!
or fill it out. either way...
x.x.x
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3. Take a stab at my middle name: jebadiah
... close.
6. Do I smoke?: cloves and other cigarettes that are not marlboro's
hahaha. *dingdingding* correct, baby.
9. My age?: 16
*knows that you just looked at the other people's answers*
so, um, what if they're wrong?!
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? yes, you are so well written
awwww, why thank you.
much love.
you're a sexy responder, yourself!
18.Whats one of my fav things to do outdoors?: campaigning for the republicans
aaaaaaabsoluteleh, ya know, all 'em goshdarn democrits muckruckin' 'round makin' mah life hard.. ee-yut's just silly, is what it is. yes ma'amsirma'am. 'n duncha even git me started on 'em liberals all up in california, 'hear?
[disclaimer! this is not an attack on sexy texans, just on.. ignorant assholes. even redneck californians have the accent, i swear!]
20.Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: you have the best sense of humorthank you muchly. *bows ( ... )
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*knows that you just looked at the other people's answers*
so, um, what if they're wrong?!
::blushing:: obviously what i meant was that at one time you were 16, but clearly not 16 now
49. Who is my best friend? that neda character?
whoa! why do you say this?
i have just seen this person mentioned a few times in your journal...and thought that i'd take a stab in the dark...what i meant to say though was that LAYNE is your best friend, clearly
and finally....
i'm surprised at how much you've read and remembered about me!
you are a memorable person
and that is all i have to say about that...=)
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you kill me, you really do. clearly.
and yeah, i'd consider neda one of my best friends.
i've convinced myself that labeling anyone with the term "best friend" inevitably ends up destroying my relationship with them, so i just say "one of my best friends," even though "best" implies ONE but i'm not going to get technical, disregarding the fact that i just did.
glad you're coming with me on that.
and thank you.
i'd like to think that when i die, at least some people (because those that i've pissed off in the process) will remember me for something positive.
x.x.x
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oh dear. i fear i've said too much.
23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: you filthy hippie.
hey bitch, don't discriminate.
50. What song(if any)reminds you of me? Highly Evolved
oh my god.. i have that downloaded LIVE.. so sexy.
(okay, i haven't seen them live, so all i can do is fantasize about them off winmx, okay?!)
craig.
x.x.x
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