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[xbrokenxdollx]

While enjoying my new favorite pasttime, searching declassified US government documents, I came across two documents about scientology. Unfortunately, they are almost entirely blacked out, but I think we can speculate what they say. Probably they discuss the seminal film, Battlefield Earth, and Kirstie Alley's weight gain.

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[rhythmbox]

Shes a SECRET EATER!

She also frequents the House of Lies down the street from me- so she obviously has no fucking taste.

Don't h8

[jakapak]

They have good brownie sundaes! But I think they spit in my sandwich last time.

[joy_disaster]

I betcha they have something to do with Christopher Reeve. Mark my words, they have been out to get him for years, especially after the release of "Nothing is Impossible: Except an Honest Clam".