[FIC] NewS - Boys will be Boys
Title: Boys will be Boys
Fandom: NewS
Pairing: None
Rating: PG (general OOCness)
Disclaimer: Not associated with Johnny's Entertainment. This is fiction; it never happened.
A/N: For giaozi , who wanted Tegoshi telling Massu to go on a diet. For my 100+ Member Celebration Event.
It’s easy to forget that the boys of Johnny’s Entertainment are, well, boys. Even a pair as ‘sweet and cute’ (‘And evil,’ Shige will always add) on stage as TegoMass, as hard as it is to believe, and as such, they’re prone to spontaneous moments of horseplay, tussling…
…and the occasional knock-down-drag-out, as Koyama discovers one morning when he’s unlucky enough to walk right into the middle of one.
He’s just lucky that Yamapi is there too, or else he’d probably end up trampled.
“Ow,” Tegoshi whines a little bit later, as Pi presses an icepack to the rapidly darkening bruise on his brow, clucking in disapproval the whole time. The makeup department is going to have a cow when they see this.
“What were you two thinking?” Pi chides, and Koyama nods in agreement, arms crossed and looking suitably displeased.
Fingers are pointed and glares are tossed around as both members of the subunit shout, naturally in sync like always, “He started it!” And then again, as they turn incredulous looks on each other. “What?!”
Massu pouts, which looks a little bit ridiculous with the split lip he’s sporting. “You called me fat.” He argues, sounding ruffled and frustrated.
Tegoshi scowls. “No, I said you should maybe go on a diet.” He nods, as though this proves his point. Pi and Koyama trade nervous glances and take a step back, just in case. “It’s not the same thing.”
“Of course it is!”
And really, it all goes downhill from there.
Fandom: NewS
Pairing: None
Rating: PG (general OOCness)
Disclaimer: Not associated with Johnny's Entertainment. This is fiction; it never happened.
A/N: For giaozi , who wanted Tegoshi telling Massu to go on a diet. For my 100+ Member Celebration Event.
It’s easy to forget that the boys of Johnny’s Entertainment are, well, boys. Even a pair as ‘sweet and cute’ (‘And evil,’ Shige will always add) on stage as TegoMass, as hard as it is to believe, and as such, they’re prone to spontaneous moments of horseplay, tussling…
…and the occasional knock-down-drag-out, as Koyama discovers one morning when he’s unlucky enough to walk right into the middle of one.
He’s just lucky that Yamapi is there too, or else he’d probably end up trampled.
“Ow,” Tegoshi whines a little bit later, as Pi presses an icepack to the rapidly darkening bruise on his brow, clucking in disapproval the whole time. The makeup department is going to have a cow when they see this.
“What were you two thinking?” Pi chides, and Koyama nods in agreement, arms crossed and looking suitably displeased.
Fingers are pointed and glares are tossed around as both members of the subunit shout, naturally in sync like always, “He started it!” And then again, as they turn incredulous looks on each other. “What?!”
Massu pouts, which looks a little bit ridiculous with the split lip he’s sporting. “You called me fat.” He argues, sounding ruffled and frustrated.
Tegoshi scowls. “No, I said you should maybe go on a diet.” He nods, as though this proves his point. Pi and Koyama trade nervous glances and take a step back, just in case. “It’s not the same thing.”
“Of course it is!”
And really, it all goes downhill from there.