Joe-mentum

[xantus]

Coffee! You need it now! One cup, two cups, ten cups! Right now! You’ve got a buzz to maintain, and if you don’t get a hot bean injection pronto, you’re looking at an ugly crash. After years of intense caffeine abuse, your heart is like Keanu’s runaway bus: let it slow down and you’ll blow up, taking several bystanders with you. You need more

Comments

[kermix]

I try to read the rest of this but my eyes never get past "hot bean injection".

[haplo184]

wow, having a little addiction are you?

You should write a book full of random but highly entertaining blog entries.

[xantus]

this actually came from www.woot.com

they have great sales pitches

[invicti_solis]

You thought I was kidding about friending you...

[xantus]

and I've already made a post that you could read too much into just to get in your head ;)

[invicti_solis]

Nah. I haven't read too much into it -- I've trained myself to not expect too much (too quickly) in these types of situations.

[xantus]

so whatt're you doin tomorrow? I'd like to play you the new decemberists, and many other things.. and firefly. or anything really.