All he's missing is the eyepatch

[xannoside]

Apologies if this has been posted before, but it's too good.

**SPOILER WARNING: you need to have finished the 3rd season of BSG**

John McCain might be a cylon

Comments

[trinityvixen]

Whoa, cylons look like us now!?

::giggles::

John McCain is too much made of fail to be a cylon. Even the boring cylons are more awesome than he. Shame on this person for taking a physical similarity and implying that John McCain is anywhere near the level of bad ass that Col. Saul "Motherfrakking" Tigh is. For shame.

[xannoside]

Maybe McCain is the previous version from before they installed the "drunken badass" module.

[trinityvixen]

Ugh, well, I hope they threw most of it out and started over and just kept the shell. Seriously, John McCain = the enemy. If he'd been one of the final four, I'd have cheerfully chucked out the Chief (WHOM I LOVE) because the inclusion of McCain meant that even the wuvable Chief was EEEEEEVIL.

John McCain wishes that he was, on his best and worst days, able to be half as awesome as a drunk, surly robot.

[xannoside]

I think the same could be said of most political candidates...