After, like, midnight, there are a billion commercials for those skanky phone sex lines. Sometimes I wanna call one and see what it's like, but I don't know... I mean, I don't know how much a girl would turn me on. The Yes Girls seem cool, they never say no!, and the We Are 18 girls seem attractive, but I think if I had to go with anyone, it'd be ( Read more... )

Yesterday I got fired from Jack in the Box. I'm so mad, and Jenny's a bad friend! Gah! And I think Mormons are a little dumb, too. Life is horrible. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm under this spell where my life sucks and it continues to get worse over the years until there's this one point where I just can't take it anymore and I kill myself. At ( Read more... )

You guys are no fun... Only Jenny decodes my wonderful codes... Anywho, when she gets back she'll have my new kitten, Oreo, with her! Yay! I'll have a new feline companion; I'm so happy! Okay, I'm not really happy. But I like to pretend to be. Everyone's LJ entries are so depressing, it makes me feel slightly less crappy about my own pitiful ( Read more... )

Today I won Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for being the 100th trio to walk into Toys R Us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life is good.

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AHHHH! I just found the original unaired piolet to Buffy the Vampire Slayer on YouTube! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. This is so cool. Alyson Hannigan isn't Willow in this one!

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Today I have an interview with Jack in the Box. Tyler really doesn't want me to work there, but I'm so desperate for a job that it's almost kind of pathetic. I practically slept all day today. I had some crazy dreams. Anyway, Ewan has been ingnoring me lately. I don't understand what's up with him. I've been feeding him regularly and sometimes I ( Read more... )

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