Gamefly is having a contest where you dress up as a video game character and film yourself saying why you love gamefly and why you are dressed up as that character. Winner gets to be in their own commercial ( Read more... )

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What- Sexy party. It's called Pure Romance and is being held by my sister. It's like Tupperware for Dildos.

When- 7:30 pm Friday the 29th

Where- My mom's house. I'll email those interested the address.

NO BOYS ALLOWED!

(11:30:17 PM) Tin Omen Worlock: Joe's arm is broken, and I let the rest of you oxen loose
(11:30:23 PM) Tin Omen Worlock: lol, ok
(11:31:24 PM) holydiverkate: well, I just sold the indians your alcohol and tomahawks. And yoda totally sliced Patti in half with a lightsaber.
(11:31:30 PM) holydiverkate: <(11:31:53 PM) Tin Omen Worlock: I wiped my ( Read more... )

11:26:39 PM) Tin Omen Worlock: lol ( Read more... )

Ladies...

If you weigh over 300 libbies, it's generally a bad idea to pull up a rickety old rocking chair and fuck your bedpost so your husband can watch. The chair will break, and you will end up with a severe vaginal tear. And then I will end up taking care of you.

The end.
Kate

This t-shirt is for you guys.

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I graduated. Among the interesting things that happened ( Read more... )

It's hot. No, really. In this teeny little apartment, we have one window. And that window was open during the winter with a fan in it because of how hot it gets. And we have no air conditioning. I say to myself now... "Kate.. you are moving on to an iceberg when you are done with school. Eskimos and seals have babies, too." Also.... Joe dies if ( Read more... )

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