This is supposed to be a cigar lei - one that I had crocheted with eyelash yarns, fizz and ribbons.


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With all the shit I'm going through right now, there is just one song that fits my mood.

Artist:  Meat Loaf
Song: Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back

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It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out

It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only ( Read more... )

Jesus Christ I hate buying condoms.

why?

Okay, I'm at Wal Mart, and I pick out a nice box.

Then all of a sudden a dad, a mom, and two little girls about 4 or 3 walks by me, so I kinda hold it away from them.

I find out they're about to use the same register as I am, but I flash the dad the condoms, and he just says "C'mon, sweetie. Let's use the ( Read more... )

 Deserted Tomb

You slowly make your way through the opening and into the awaiting darkness. The door slams shut behind you. How unexpected.

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The tomb presents you with quite a challenge over the next few days. Luckily, you've brought plenty of provisions and have cleverly made your way through every trap you've come across. Your mum would be ( Read more... )

Some people don't listen and pay attention well.  Therefore, they will be classified as a "KNUCKLEHEAD".  *annoyed...*

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 Love: Strength 
 Touchstone: The Hanged Man 
 Career: Death

Misunderstandings and incomprehension reign in your private life today, dear Lyn! Your personal magnetism does not appear to have its usual effect, and this makes you wonder, or even feel insecure. But hang on, this is only a temporary problem, there is no need to see it as a personal ( Read more... )

 people can be so annoying...

I went to work this morning.  Found out there was backstock of model glue to be stocked.  I went in the back storage area where we keep the model paints and glue.  I climbed up the ladder, got the box I needed, then went to step down off the ladder.  Apparently I was just one step away from the last step on the ladder when I missed.  I fell on a ( Read more... )

Working Retail is a pain in the ASS sometimes

1.  Greet Customer:  Good Morning
2.  Customer reply:  Don't bother me, I'm trying to concentrate

Just what the hell was crawling up that customers ASS?  A centipede perhaps?