I don't think that many people read this but what the hell, I'm going to try anyways ( Read more... )

OH and I've been thinking and the option that seems to make the most sense to me is going back to Buffalo State in the fall for my teaching certification, y/n?????

I FOUND A DEAD CAT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD SO I TOOK IT HOME AND PUT SOME HONEY ON IT AND I COOKED IT AND THEN I ATE IT IS THAT BAD DO DO DOO DOOOOOO

Knock knock
Who's there??
9/11
9/11 who?
OMG YOU SAID YOU'D NEVAR FORGET

oic


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getoffmyspace is the reason I still log into elljay

how about a magic trick... i will make this pencil disappear

i've written 26 pages in the past two days, it's been invigorating. yeah i think that's the word i am looking for ( Read more... )

I have never really been too attached to a reality show, but I fall for this one every season because well, I'm a sucker. So here I go...

Lisa is a CUNT. Yes, all caps, a cunt. I've been wanting her to go home for four weeks, I think... but at the same time:


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hello
i am drunk college graduate, and i am making a good living chain smoking, sleeping from 6am to 4pm, and wandering around town "looking for jobs."
only in buffalo can the only promising journalism job end up being a complete scam...
soooo it goes.

i am tired and i am cranky; CHANGE MY DIAPER