Nineteen Shabti

[x_dilettante_x]

[Text]

Seems another group of newcomers have arrived. A hardy welcome to you all, and be warned- these little devices shock if ignored, and this place is infested with several different monsters.

Enjoy your stay at Discedo.

Comments

[gotastic]

They shock? Um, should I wear gloves just in case?

[x_dilettante_x]

I'm not sure...I haven't tried that yet.

[gotastic]

Oh.

... I'm going to wear gloves.

[x_dilettante_x]

Tell me if it works, so far I don't know anything else.

Except random questions every few days.

[darknesspill]

Ignored? How exactly long does it take before it shocks?

[x_dilettante_x]

two weeks seems to be the longest before you get shocked.

Though I've seen it and experienced it earlier.

Its rather annoying.

[darknesspill]

I can certainly imagine.

Although, at least it isn't shocking everyone at different intervals, no?

[x_dilettante_x]

Not entirely no, there's a vague pattern. Best advice I've received here is ask a seemingly intelligent question every few days and you'll be right as rain.

[text] Because he's bored.

[holyjesusbeams]

I always find it ironic how newcomers react to warmhearted welcomes, here, despite being one myself. Good evening, Jonathan.

[text] they can be bored together :D

[x_dilettante_x]

I find a bit of a 'how's your aunt?' makes the suddenness of the situation a bit more bearable.

Evening, Joshua. Been enjoy your forced holiday so far?

[text] bffs of boredom yus

[holyjesusbeams]

What if they don't have one?

Oh, I can't complain, though it's been awfully quiet. Perhaps I'm not cut out for vacationing.

[text] lol!

[x_dilettante_x]

That is a point. I suppose a 'how's your mum' would do as well? Not quite sure someone wouldn't have one of those.

You just need to practice, a few relaxing days by the monster infested lake- perhaps a decent little constitutional through the dead woods. It'd be lovely.

[Voice]

[eyesofgeass]

So very informative of you, Jonathan.

[Voice]

[x_dilettante_x]

I feel I should do my part to keep the masses from flooding the network with painful yelps.

[Voice]

[eyesofgeass]

Really? That part doesn't seem to do many good, even if they already know that little tidbit.

[Voice]

[x_dilettante_x]

True, however! Now they can't use ignorance as an excuse.

[rider_in_chains]

Not many can actually do that John...

[x_dilettante_x]

Ah yes, but now they do have a fair warning!

[rider_in_chains]

Yes, I suppose they would, wouldn't they?

[x_dilettante_x]

Think I should warm them that these little things like to turn on by themselves?