Six Shabti

[x_dilettante_x]

[*bzzzzzzzt!]

[Voice/English]

Bloody!....gah- I'm getting tired of this thing, really.

[Shuts off]

Comments

[leaveit2deutsch]

Mister, are you okay?

[Voice: English]

[x_dilettante_x]

Er...yeah- all well and good. Just got zapped by this buggering little box again.

[Voice: English]

[leaveit2deutsch]

Do you get shocked by it often?

[Voice: English]

[x_dilettante_x]

Well this is the second time...it seems intent on continuously shocking my bad arm.

[noahofdreams]

Is it not~ behaving?

[x_dilettante_x]

Not in the least- second time it's done this. Nags more then my sister...

[noahofdreams]

Does she nag a lot~, then?

[x_dilettante_x]

Only when I'm out late Darling!

[withoutnobody]

Then maybe you should use it more often, hm?

[x_dilettante_x]

That's what everyone tells me- I'm just not much of talkative bloke.

[withoutnobody]

Then you'll just have to get over that quick.

... Your accent is weird. Unusual.Where're you from?

[x_dilettante_x]

I suppose I can copy everyone else with random babble. If it'll keep me getting shock therapy...

Eh? Oh! I'm from London, England if you have that in your world. Though I've spent most of my life in Cairo.

VP;greek

[rider_in_chains]

Sounds as if it struck you as well...

VP;greek

[x_dilettante_x]

Guess it doesn't enjoy being ignored. Did this little thing shock you too then, Rider?

Re: VP;greek

[rider_in_chains]

Recently actually...

VP;greek

[x_dilettante_x]

I think it secretly enjoys watching us fumble about.

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[whatthefactor]

There are 2 solutions:
A) Use it more frequently.
B) Get used to being shocked.

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[x_dilettante_x]

Ah, you make it sound so simple my friend!

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[whatthefactor]

It is zetta sinple. Ask some pseudo-philosophical bullshit questions or something; these 000s eat that shit up.

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[x_dilettante_x]

Such as "Why is the sky blue?" or something like that?

Philosophy is not my strong suit.