Hershey's Special Dark [Axel/Larxene, PG]
Title: Hershey's Special Dark
Pairing: Axel/Larxene
Written For: iship_ot3 Larxel challenge
Type: fluff? humor? o.o
Rating: PG
Axel took one step into the control room and knew something was about to go horribly wrong.
Larxene, usually peering over the wallscreens and cackling, was sitting in Marluxia's thronelike chair, slumped over, her face smooshed into the keypad.
"Er..." Axel blinked. He had no idea how to handle this situation. "The hell?"
Larxene turned her head sideways, though she was still crushing the keypad, and glared at Axel with vibrant green eyes. "Chocolate."
"What?"
"Chooocolate," she growled, her lip curling in a feral grimace. "Larxene needs chocolate. GO NOW. Get chocolate!!"
Axel heard the door opening behind him - but Marluxia sized the situation up in less than a second, and before Axel could say a word, the door slammed shut again and number eleven was gone.
He sighed and rubbed the back of his head nervously. "And what if Axel doesn't get Larxene chocolate?"
The blond grinned savagely. "Axel becomes Larxene's prison bitch."
"Ah." Axel winced. "And what are the chances of Axel surviving said prison bitching?"
When Larxene spoke, smile still firmly fixed in place, it was through clenched teeth. "None whatsoever."
"I see." He held a hand out and opened a small portal... then reached through and grabbed hold of something. He held the bar of chocolate over her head, grinning. "What does Larxene say~?"
She growled and lunged forward. "Gimme the damn chocolate and you can find out for yourself!"
She missed, of course, being considerably shorter than Axel, but he caught her around the waist and let the bar of chocolate drop. She ripped off the paper and viciously bit into the chocolate, still grumbling and muttering under her breath.
Axel chuckled. "Happy, Larxene?"
"Gettin' there." She grinned. "Impatient much?"
"I don't ask for much..." Axel laughed, he knew that was a lie.
"Sankyuu Akuseru~" Larxene finally said, reaching up to kiss him on the cheek.
"Come on, that wasn't a real kiss~" Axel teased.
Larxene rolled her eyes and sneered at him. "Chocolate first. Chocolate is more important than Axel."
"Yes, but Marluxia will probably be back soon." Axel pouted. "Larxene makes Axel sad."
"Larxene wants to finish her chocolate," she informed him primly, but his arms encircled her now, and she had to turn to keep his face away. "Go away."
"Nope. Staying right here." He rested his chin on top of her head and smiled.
"Ach... men." Larxene nibbled on the chocolate bar, and let her body relax slowly, muscle by muscle, trusting Axel to hold her up. "All the same, selfish bastards with sex on the brain 24/7..."
He snorted. "Gee, I could have sworn you were describing yourself for a second there..."
"No, there's a difference." Larxene leaned up and kissed Axel, drawing her tongue over his lips and letting him taste the chocolate on hers. "...I'm a selfish bitch with sex on the brain 24/7."
Axel laughed, and pulled away as he heard Marluxia coming down the hall. "Well, let it never be said that you have a warped idea of yourself..."
Larxene smiled indulgently and leaned back in Marluxia's chair. "Many things about me are warped indeed, but that one definitely isn't."
Pairing: Axel/Larxene
Written For: iship_ot3 Larxel challenge
Type: fluff? humor? o.o
Rating: PG
Axel took one step into the control room and knew something was about to go horribly wrong.
Larxene, usually peering over the wallscreens and cackling, was sitting in Marluxia's thronelike chair, slumped over, her face smooshed into the keypad.
"Er..." Axel blinked. He had no idea how to handle this situation. "The hell?"
Larxene turned her head sideways, though she was still crushing the keypad, and glared at Axel with vibrant green eyes. "Chocolate."
"What?"
"Chooocolate," she growled, her lip curling in a feral grimace. "Larxene needs chocolate. GO NOW. Get chocolate!!"
Axel heard the door opening behind him - but Marluxia sized the situation up in less than a second, and before Axel could say a word, the door slammed shut again and number eleven was gone.
He sighed and rubbed the back of his head nervously. "And what if Axel doesn't get Larxene chocolate?"
The blond grinned savagely. "Axel becomes Larxene's prison bitch."
"Ah." Axel winced. "And what are the chances of Axel surviving said prison bitching?"
When Larxene spoke, smile still firmly fixed in place, it was through clenched teeth. "None whatsoever."
"I see." He held a hand out and opened a small portal... then reached through and grabbed hold of something. He held the bar of chocolate over her head, grinning. "What does Larxene say~?"
She growled and lunged forward. "Gimme the damn chocolate and you can find out for yourself!"
She missed, of course, being considerably shorter than Axel, but he caught her around the waist and let the bar of chocolate drop. She ripped off the paper and viciously bit into the chocolate, still grumbling and muttering under her breath.
Axel chuckled. "Happy, Larxene?"
"Gettin' there." She grinned. "Impatient much?"
"I don't ask for much..." Axel laughed, he knew that was a lie.
"Sankyuu Akuseru~" Larxene finally said, reaching up to kiss him on the cheek.
"Come on, that wasn't a real kiss~" Axel teased.
Larxene rolled her eyes and sneered at him. "Chocolate first. Chocolate is more important than Axel."
"Yes, but Marluxia will probably be back soon." Axel pouted. "Larxene makes Axel sad."
"Larxene wants to finish her chocolate," she informed him primly, but his arms encircled her now, and she had to turn to keep his face away. "Go away."
"Nope. Staying right here." He rested his chin on top of her head and smiled.
"Ach... men." Larxene nibbled on the chocolate bar, and let her body relax slowly, muscle by muscle, trusting Axel to hold her up. "All the same, selfish bastards with sex on the brain 24/7..."
He snorted. "Gee, I could have sworn you were describing yourself for a second there..."
"No, there's a difference." Larxene leaned up and kissed Axel, drawing her tongue over his lips and letting him taste the chocolate on hers. "...I'm a selfish bitch with sex on the brain 24/7."
Axel laughed, and pulled away as he heard Marluxia coming down the hall. "Well, let it never be said that you have a warped idea of yourself..."
Larxene smiled indulgently and leaned back in Marluxia's chair. "Many things about me are warped indeed, but that one definitely isn't."