The Five Times Tao Almost Killed His Roommates

[wykedpanda]

Title: The Five Times Tao Almost Killed His Roommates and the five weapons he used
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tao-centric
Warning: crack!fic
Disclaimer: written in one go and first EXO fic

Comments

[maknaelover12]

dude omg all of these are so perfect. XD i'm laughing so hard <333
tao you scheming maknae you. XD
thanks for writing :D

[derpinator]

DAMN.
laughing at them all.

“Where is Zi Tao anyways?” Jongdae asked.

“Taking selcas in the bathroom,” Yi Xing replied."

[jaerotic]

SOBS AT NO. 3 YIXING IS THE BEST EVER.

I would humor him and completely and willingly include myself in a serious discussion about his name and healing unicorn ways, istg. Anything for him. Too bad I'm not Tao. ;c

This was fun. :D

[jeogi]

ahh you wrote exo fic!! so excited

Luhan muttered things about maknaes being defiant and abusive and how Sehun would never hurt his hyungs like that, maybe you should try to be more like him. oh you slay me! implied sehan is the best

the ever-confused boy oh my god kyungsoo, i'm laughing my ass off rn because that is what i call him. oh goodness. yixing stop it cucumber sandwiches i am going to forever associate this boy with cucumbers now

these were all so perfect, i could not stop laughing. ugh zi tao you are just something.
wonderful wonderful, i'm so glad you're writing exo fic too ♡

[stopjustlisten]

hahahahaha they are perfect